Collection of Lame Jokes

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[BillTre]

 

[WWGD]

Campaign slogan for Beto O' Rourke:

" if it's not Beto, it's worse."

 

[sbrothy]

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https://satwcomic.com/food-crimes

 

[Orodruin]

https://satwcomic.com/food-crimes

Nonsense, they both belong together … and with curry.

Edit: This delicacy was served to me some years back. I put it on my Facebook feed to upset all my Italian collaborators.

 

[fresh_42]

Nonsense, they both belong together … and with curry.

Edit: This delicacy was served to me some years back. I put it on my Facebook feed to upset all my Italian collaborators.

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Those who put artichokes, capers, and anchovies on a pizza shall not complain!

 

[Orodruin]

Those who put artichokes, capers, and anchovies on a pizza shall not complain!

Fun fact: When pizza was first introduced in Sweden, it was typically listed under ”fish dishes” in finer restaurants as anchovies were the typical topping.

 

[Borg]

The french word for physics is la physique. So if @Greg Bernhardt was french, this would be a body building site.

 

[fresh_42]

Fun fact: When pizza was first introduced in Sweden, it was typically listed under ”fish dishes” in finer restaurants as anchovies were the typical topping.

Let's be honest. It's a taco that was forgotten to be folded.

 

[phinds]

The french word for physics is la physique. So if @Greg Bernhardt was french, this would be a body building site.

Ha. Still, I like it better as the mind-building site that it is. Viva la PF.

 

[Orodruin]

The french word for physics is la physique. So if @Greg Bernhardt was french, this would be a body building site.

The same holds in Swedish where both physics and physique are “fysik”. Before administration decided a university should not run a gym (nonsense, that place was probably the source of more cross-field collaboration than any seminar series) the work gym was called “förbättrad fysik” (improved physics/physique).

 

[fresh_42]

The same holds in Swedish where both physics and physique are “fysik”. Before administration decided a university should not run a gym (nonsense, that place was probably the source of more cross-field collaboration than any seminar series) the work gym was called “förbättrad fysik” (improved physics/physique).

The Swedes already took the temperature scale upside down.

 

[WWGD]

The Swedes already took the temperature scale upside down.

They're in great shape, they spend years in a gymnasium!

 

[phinds]

There comes a time when a woman just has to trust her husband... for example...
A wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two. She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. "Hi Darling" he says, "Your parents have come to visit us, so l let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say hello?

 

[BillTre]

 

[berkeman]

 

[DennisN]

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Darn, that took a while for me to get.

 

[Bystander]

Darn, that took a while for me to get.

Likewise.

 

[BillTre]

Likewise.

Ha, Ha, Ha,
.....................Ha!

 

[topsquark]

Darn, that took a while for me to get.

No problems there. If you look at the staff lines on the wall, it's the wrong note.

-Dan

 

[fresh_42]

 

[BillTre]

 

[Tom.G]

Anyone else see a stoned bear waving?

Not until you asked the question.
I think the head & snout look more like a fish though...
and a further look shows a laughing fish with your forepaw being the lower jaw.

Definitely a temperature inversion hold those flat-topped clouds down.

Arrgh, enough foolishness, back to the grind...

 

[DennisN]

Edit: This delicacy was served to me some years back. I put it on my Facebook feed to upset all my Italian collaborators.

It's comforting to know I'm not the worst one. My favorite pizza is Hawaii (with pineapple).

And there was (is?) a place somewhere in the city where they had pizza with Swedish meatballs .

 

[Orodruin]

And there was (is?) a place somewhere in the city where they had pizza with Swedish meatballs .

There are places where you can get a pizza with a full hamburger meal on top.

 

[fresh_42]

 

[nsaspook]

 

[WWGD]

I went out with this lady, Bayesian Statistician. She had a great posterior.

The DBA I went out with, had a great front end and great back end.

 

[Orodruin]

I went out with this lady, Bayesian Statistician. She had a great posterior.

The problem was all the priors …

 

[WWGD]

The problem was all the priors …

Yes, I was about to change the joke to include priors. Before your comment posterior to it.

Really, I was about to edit it to add that.

 

[DennisN]

 

[dextercioby]

The real Schrödinger's cat: you don't know anything, unless you open the fridge.

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[DennisN]

 

[BillTre]

 

[BillTre]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[DennisN]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

Undercover K9 unit.

 

[WWGD]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[jack action]

 

[Swamp Thing]

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Watch from 06:17...

 

[WWGD]