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Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

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  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

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I love anti-vaxxer jokes. They never get old.
 
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fresh_42 said:
I love anti-vaxxer jokes. They never get old.
You mean you never become immunity to them?
The humor is infectious?
 
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Today I stopped at a farm stand run by a retired pirate.

"How much is that corn, cap'n?"

"Arrrh, it's a buck an ear, matey!"
 
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jtbell said:
"Arrrh, it's a buck an ear, matey!"
We REALLY do need the "Finger down the throat" emoticon.
 
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Bystander said:
We REALLY do need the "Finger down the throat" emoticon.
We could repurpose "skeptical" 🤔 , since it is not used much in this thread.
 
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BillTre said:
You mean you never become immunity to them?
The humor is infectious?
According to latest statistics the humor is about 5 times more infectious than vaxxed one.
 
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Some people say the humor vaccine looks like this.
 
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BillTre said:
You mean you never become immunity to them?
The humor is infectious?
Spoiler:

Anti-vaxxers don't live as long of life (statistically speaking).
 
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Glasses and rest of clothes probably a few additional $$
 
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Why so many Italians named Tony?
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