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fresh_42 said:
I love anti-vaxxer jokes. They never get old.
You mean you never become immunity to them?
The humor is infectious?
 
Today I stopped at a farm stand run by a retired pirate.

"How much is that corn, cap'n?"

"Arrrh, it's a buck an ear, matey!"
 
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jtbell said:
"Arrrh, it's a buck an ear, matey!"
We REALLY do need the "Finger down the throat" emoticon.
 
Bystander said:
We REALLY do need the "Finger down the throat" emoticon.
We could repurpose "skeptical" 🤔 , since it is not used much in this thread.
 
BillTre said:
You mean you never become immunity to them?
The humor is infectious?
According to latest statistics the humor is about 5 times more infectious than vaxxed one.
 
BillTre said:
You mean you never become immunity to them?
The humor is infectious?
Spoiler:

Anti-vaxxers don't live as long of life (statistically speaking).
 
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Glasses and rest of clothes probably a few additional $$
 
Why so many Italians named Tony?
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