Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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  • Understanding of basic joke structure and humor types
  • Familiarity with puns and wordplay
  • Knowledge of cultural references in humor
  • Ability to appreciate absurdity in comedic contexts
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  • Explore the history of puns in literature and comedy
  • Research the psychology of humor and why people enjoy lame jokes
  • Learn about different styles of comedy, including surrealism and absurdism
  • Investigate the role of cultural references in joke-telling
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Anyone looking to enhance their comedic repertoire, including aspiring comedians, writers, and individuals interested in the mechanics of humor. This discussion is particularly beneficial for those who enjoy light-hearted, silly jokes and want to understand their appeal.

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I love anti-vaxxer jokes. They never get old.
 
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fresh_42 said:
I love anti-vaxxer jokes. They never get old.
You mean you never become immunity to them?
The humor is infectious?
 
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Today I stopped at a farm stand run by a retired pirate.

"How much is that corn, cap'n?"

"Arrrh, it's a buck an ear, matey!"
 
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jtbell said:
"Arrrh, it's a buck an ear, matey!"
We REALLY do need the "Finger down the throat" emoticon.
 
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Bystander said:
We REALLY do need the "Finger down the throat" emoticon.
We could repurpose "skeptical" 🤔 , since it is not used much in this thread.
 
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BillTre said:
You mean you never become immunity to them?
The humor is infectious?
According to latest statistics the humor is about 5 times more infectious than vaxxed one.
 
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Some people say the humor vaccine looks like this.
 
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BillTre said:
You mean you never become immunity to them?
The humor is infectious?
Spoiler:

Anti-vaxxers don't live as long of life (statistically speaking).
 
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Glasses and rest of clothes probably a few additional $$
 
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Why so many Italians named Tony?
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