Collection of Lame Jokes

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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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I love anti-vaxxer jokes. They never get old.
 
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fresh_42 said:
I love anti-vaxxer jokes. They never get old.
You mean you never become immunity to them?
The humor is infectious?
 
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Today I stopped at a farm stand run by a retired pirate.

"How much is that corn, cap'n?"

"Arrrh, it's a buck an ear, matey!"
 
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jtbell said:
"Arrrh, it's a buck an ear, matey!"
We REALLY do need the "Finger down the throat" emoticon.
 
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Bystander said:
We REALLY do need the "Finger down the throat" emoticon.
We could repurpose "skeptical" 🤔 , since it is not used much in this thread.
 
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BillTre said:
You mean you never become immunity to them?
The humor is infectious?
According to latest statistics the humor is about 5 times more infectious than vaxxed one.
 
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Some people say the humor vaccine looks like this.
 
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BillTre said:
You mean you never become immunity to them?
The humor is infectious?
Spoiler:

Anti-vaxxers don't live as long of life (statistically speaking).
 
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Glasses and rest of clothes probably a few additional $$
 
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Why so many Italians named Tony?
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