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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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  • #21,901
I can't decide if I'll be a hairdresser or a short story writer.

I guess I'll have to flip a coin...

Heads or Tales.
 
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  • #21,902
Psychologist or proctologist?

Odds or ends?
 
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  • #21,903
Guy walks into the confessional and tells the Father: " I just had great sex with a blonde I met at the beach."
Father :" Ok, say 3 hail marys and two our fathers*."
Guy :" But I'm a Buddhist"
Father:" So why are you telling me?"
Guy: " Hey, I'm telling _ everyone_."

*Please forgive the lack of technical accuracy.
 
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Sixteen sodium atoms walk into a bar.
The bartender yells "Batman!"
Half of them leave.
The bartender says "Hey hey-hey, good-bye."
 
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  • #21,906
DaveC426913 said:
Sixteen sodium atoms walk into a bar.
The bartender yells "Batman!"
Half of them leave.
The bartender says "Hey hey-hey, good-bye."
That took me a bit 😆
 
  • #21,907
WWGD said:
I hear Brits calling him So- Crates, as in Soak Rates. It took me a while to know who they were talking about.
Really? We call him sock-rat-eez
 
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  • #21,908
DaveC426913 said:
IKnowRite? At the time I declared Ted to be the pinnacle of Reeves' career (not it a bad way. I thought the performance was superior).
Sorry fellas, it is Point Break that was his pinnacle. Or maybe John Wick. Or Speed. Definitely not the matrix.
 
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jackjack2025 said:
Sorry fellas, it is Point Break that was his pinnacle. Or maybe John Wick. Or Speed. Definitely not the matrix.
No. Bill and Ted was his pinnacle!
 
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DaveC426913 said:
No. Bill and Ted was his pinnacle!
How about that of Soak rates? Hope you won't tell me it was drinking Hemlock.
 
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DaveC426913 said:
Sixteen sodium atoms walk into a bar.
The bartender yells "Batman!"
Half of them leave.
The bartender says "Hey hey-hey, good-bye."
Then eleven of them go off to greet a friend called Jude.
 
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say-it.webp
 
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I have no idea what the joke is, but that top fletching is going to hurt when they pull the trigger...
 
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berkeman said:
I have no idea what the joke is, but that top fletching is going to hurt when they pull the trigger...
Never watched Pulp Fiction, huh? It was quite a movie.
 
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berkeman said:
I have no idea what the joke is
Search "Pulp Fiction apartment scene". Content note: lots of swearing and shooting.
berkeman said:
I have no idea what the joke is, but that top fletching is going to hurt when they pull the trigger...
I think the bowstring will take their fingers off too. Par for the course for Vincent, but Jules seems more competent in the movie.
 
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Ibix said:
Search "Pulp Fiction apartment scene".
Alternatively, call The Wolf.
Ibix said:
Content note: lots of swearing and shooting.
This Tarantino quote was the first one I saw that made it past the language hurdle at PF.
 
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Sponsored by the local hospital?
 
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Borg said:
Sponsored by the local hospital?
Morgue more likely
 
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Q: What's white and black and red all over?
A: A zebra with an attitude.
 
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I wonder if such an event would lead to cooperation between the bison and wolf populations in Yellowstone.
 
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DaveC426913 said:
Should have hooves not claws I think. I would guess 4 obvious toes.
 

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