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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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mjc123 said:
If you've had a hard drive, try a nice bike ride...

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I've been to Inverness. Alone, actually, a long time ago. :smile:

Ibix said:
It gets dark early, the terrain can be pretty steep, and the weather isn't great.

North Scotland is also incredibly desolate. But it's also incredibly beautiful.
 
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Greek saying I just made up: " He's so ignorant he doesn't even know that he knows nothing". ( " I only know that I know nothing").
 
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fresh_42 said:
If you're doctor says no, ask about a Tasmanian devil.

They look (and especially sound) pretty scary but aren't aggressive towards people.
 
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JT Smith said:
He's just pretending to be upset...

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This may be considered defamation.
 
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WWGD said:
Greek saying I just made up: " He's so ignorant he doesn't even know that he knows nothing". ( " I only know that I know nothing").
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I made this last year.
(The meme, not the image.)
 
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DaveC426913 said:
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I made this last year.
(The meme, not the image.)
I hear Brits calling him So- Crates, as in Soak Rates. It took me a while to know who they were talking about.
 
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It seems Pope Leo said " I was wrong, I actually am infallible". Vatican logicians working overtime.
 
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WWGD said:
I hear Brits calling him So- Crates, as in Soak Rates. It took me a while to know who they were talking about.
Do you know who these guys are?
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WWGD said:
Awesome!! Hard to conceive of him being Neo.
IKnowRite? At the time I declared Ted to be the pinnacle of Reeves' career (not it a bad way. I thought the performance was superior).
 
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WWGD said:
Awesome!! Excellent!!
There, I fixed that for you. :wink:
 
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berkeman said:
There, I fixed that for you. :wink:
You may not correct this adjective for all our users. I couldn't find the stand-up comedy on YouTube because searching "awesome" is a fruitless task, but Australians apparently use it as their standard.
 
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Like tracing your family tree when your last name is ' Smith' or ' Johnson'.
 
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I have no beef with vegetarians. They won't eat it.
 
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