Collection of Lame Jokes

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[DennisN]

If you've had a hard drive, try a nice bike ride...

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I've been to Inverness. Alone, actually, a long time ago.

It gets dark early, the terrain can be pretty steep, and the weather isn't great.

North Scotland is also incredibly desolate. But it's also incredibly beautiful.

 

[nsaspook]

 

[WWGD]

 

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[fresh_42]

 

[WWGD]

Greek saying I just made up: " He's so ignorant he doesn't even know that he knows nothing". ( " I only know that I know nothing").

 

[BillTre]

 

[fresh_42]

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If you're doctor says no, ask about a Tasmanian devil.

 

[JT Smith]

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He's just pretending to be upset...

 

[JT Smith]

If you're doctor says no, ask about a Tasmanian devil.

They look (and especially sound) pretty scary but aren't aggressive towards people.

 

[WWGD]

He's just pretending to be upset...

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This may be considered defamation.

 

[DaveC426913]

Greek saying I just made up: " He's so ignorant he doesn't even know that he knows nothing". ( " I only know that I know nothing").

I made this last year.
(The meme, not the image.)

 

[WWGD]

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I made this last year.
(The meme, not the image.)

I hear Brits calling him So- Crates, as in Soak Rates. It took me a while to know who they were talking about.

 

[WWGD]

It seems Pope Leo said " I was wrong, I actually am infallible". Vatican logicians working overtime.

 

[DaveC426913]

I hear Brits calling him So- Crates, as in Soak Rates. It took me a while to know who they were talking about.

Do you know who these guys are?

 

[WWGD]

Do you know who these guys are?
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Awesome!! Hard to conceive of him being Neo.

 

[DaveC426913]

Awesome!! Hard to conceive of him being Neo.

IKnowRite? At the time I declared Ted to be the pinnacle of Reeves' career (not it a bad way. I thought the performance was superior).

 

[berkeman]

Awesome!! Excellent!!

There, I fixed that for you.

 

[fresh_42]

There, I fixed that for you.

You may not correct this adjective for all our users. I couldn't find the stand-up comedy on YouTube because searching "awesome" is a fruitless task, but Australians apparently use it as their standard.

 

[berkeman]

You may not correct this adjective for all our users.

I fixed it for everybody who has seen that movie.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_&_Ted's_Excellent_Adventure

 

[WWGD]

Like tracing your family tree when your last name is ' Smith' or ' Johnson'.

 

[fresh_42]

I fixed it for everybody who has seen that movie.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_&_Ted's_Excellent_Adventure

Sorry, I thought you corrected the language, not the title. In Germany it was "crazy".

 

[nsaspook]

 

[nsaspook]

 

[BillTre]

 

[WWGD]

I have no beef with vegetarians. They won't eat it.

 

[DennisN]

 

[fresh_42]