Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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Anyone looking to enhance their comedic repertoire, including aspiring comedians, writers, and individuals interested in the mechanics of humor. This discussion is particularly beneficial for those who enjoy light-hearted, silly jokes and want to understand their appeal.

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mjc123 said:
If you've had a hard drive, try a nice bike ride...

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I've been to Inverness. Alone, actually, a long time ago. :smile:

Ibix said:
It gets dark early, the terrain can be pretty steep, and the weather isn't great.

North Scotland is also incredibly desolate. But it's also incredibly beautiful.
 
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Greek saying I just made up: " He's so ignorant he doesn't even know that he knows nothing". ( " I only know that I know nothing").
 
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fresh_42 said:
If you're doctor says no, ask about a Tasmanian devil.

They look (and especially sound) pretty scary but aren't aggressive towards people.
 
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JT Smith said:
He's just pretending to be upset...

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WWGD said:
Greek saying I just made up: " He's so ignorant he doesn't even know that he knows nothing". ( " I only know that I know nothing").
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I made this last year.
(The meme, not the image.)
 
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DaveC426913 said:
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I made this last year.
(The meme, not the image.)
I hear Brits calling him So- Crates, as in Soak Rates. It took me a while to know who they were talking about.
 
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It seems Pope Leo said " I was wrong, I actually am infallible". Vatican logicians working overtime.
 
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WWGD said:
I hear Brits calling him So- Crates, as in Soak Rates. It took me a while to know who they were talking about.
Do you know who these guys are?
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WWGD said:
Awesome!! Hard to conceive of him being Neo.
IKnowRite? At the time I declared Ted to be the pinnacle of Reeves' career (not it a bad way. I thought the performance was superior).
 
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WWGD said:
Awesome!! Excellent!!
There, I fixed that for you. :wink:
 
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berkeman said:
There, I fixed that for you. :wink:
You may not correct this adjective for all our users. I couldn't find the stand-up comedy on YouTube because searching "awesome" is a fruitless task, but Australians apparently use it as their standard.
 
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Like tracing your family tree when your last name is ' Smith' or ' Johnson'.
 
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I have no beef with vegetarians. They won't eat it.
 
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