Collection of Lame Jokes

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Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

Discussion Character

  • Exploratory
  • Debate/contested
  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

  • #21,901
I can't decide if I'll be a hairdresser or a short story writer.

I guess I'll have to flip a coin...

Heads or Tales.
 
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  • #21,902
Psychologist or proctologist?

Odds or ends?
 
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  • #21,903
Guy walks into the confessional and tells the Father: " I just had great sex with a blonde I met at the beach."
Father :" Ok, say 3 hail marys and two our fathers*."
Guy :" But I'm a Buddhist"
Father:" So why are you telling me?"
Guy: " Hey, I'm telling _ everyone_."

*Please forgive the lack of technical accuracy.
 
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  • #21,905
Sixteen sodium atoms walk into a bar.
The bartender yells "Batman!"
Half of them leave.
The bartender says "Hey hey-hey, good-bye."
 
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  • #21,906
DaveC426913 said:
Sixteen sodium atoms walk into a bar.
The bartender yells "Batman!"
Half of them leave.
The bartender says "Hey hey-hey, good-bye."
That took me a bit 😆
 
  • #21,907
WWGD said:
I hear Brits calling him So- Crates, as in Soak Rates. It took me a while to know who they were talking about.
Really? We call him sock-rat-eez
 
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  • #21,908
DaveC426913 said:
IKnowRite? At the time I declared Ted to be the pinnacle of Reeves' career (not it a bad way. I thought the performance was superior).
Sorry fellas, it is Point Break that was his pinnacle. Or maybe John Wick. Or Speed. Definitely not the matrix.
 
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jackjack2025 said:
Sorry fellas, it is Point Break that was his pinnacle. Or maybe John Wick. Or Speed. Definitely not the matrix.
No. Bill and Ted was his pinnacle!
 
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DaveC426913 said:
No. Bill and Ted was his pinnacle!
How about that of Soak rates? Hope you won't tell me it was drinking Hemlock.
 
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DaveC426913 said:
Sixteen sodium atoms walk into a bar.
The bartender yells "Batman!"
Half of them leave.
The bartender says "Hey hey-hey, good-bye."
Then eleven of them go off to greet a friend called Jude.
 
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  • #21,912
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  • #21,913
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say-it.webp
 
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I have no idea what the joke is, but that top fletching is going to hurt when they pull the trigger...
 
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berkeman said:
I have no idea what the joke is, but that top fletching is going to hurt when they pull the trigger...
Never watched Pulp Fiction, huh? It was quite a movie.
 
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berkeman said:
I have no idea what the joke is
Search "Pulp Fiction apartment scene". Content note: lots of swearing and shooting.
berkeman said:
I have no idea what the joke is, but that top fletching is going to hurt when they pull the trigger...
I think the bowstring will take their fingers off too. Par for the course for Vincent, but Jules seems more competent in the movie.
 
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Ibix said:
Search "Pulp Fiction apartment scene".
Alternatively, call The Wolf.
Ibix said:
Content note: lots of swearing and shooting.
This Tarantino quote was the first one I saw that made it past the language hurdle at PF.
 
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Sponsored by the local hospital?
 
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Borg said:
Sponsored by the local hospital?
Morgue more likely
 
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Q: What's white and black and red all over?
A: A zebra with an attitude.
 
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I wonder if such an event would lead to cooperation between the bison and wolf populations in Yellowstone.
 
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DaveC426913 said:
Should have hooves not claws I think. I would guess 4 obvious toes.
 

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