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The answer to that used to be "a newspaper", but now they're in colour and a lot of people just read the headlines.sbrothy said:
Collection of Lame Jokes
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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.
PREREQUISITES- Understanding of basic joke structure and humor types
- Familiarity with puns and wordplay
- Knowledge of cultural references in humor
- Ability to appreciate absurdity in comedic contexts
- Explore the history of puns in literature and comedy
- Research the psychology of humor and why people enjoy lame jokes
- Learn about different styles of comedy, including surrealism and absurdism
- Investigate the role of cultural references in joke-telling
Anyone looking to enhance their comedic repertoire, including aspiring comedians, writers, and individuals interested in the mechanics of humor. This discussion is particularly beneficial for those who enjoy light-hearted, silly jokes and want to understand their appeal.
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Another golden oldie answer is "a sunburned zebra".Ibix said:
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Reminds me of the old joke:renormalize said:
Person doing crossword:
"Often found on the bottom of a birdcage, 4 letters: something something I T"
"GRIT"
"Has anyone got an eraser?"
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My friend's motto was a Vespa.DrGreg said:
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Friend? You Harley know 'im.WWGD said:
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Why do dogs Pick Their Teams?renormalize said:
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Cuz they can
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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"Hunting flies," he replied.
"Oh, killed any?" she said.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 females," came the answer.
Intrigued, the wife asked, "How can you tell them apart?"
Husband: "3 were on a beer can
, 2 were on the phone
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"Hunting flies," he replied.
"Oh, killed any?" she said.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 females," came the answer.
Intrigued, the wife asked, "How can you tell them apart?"
Husband: "3 were on a beer can
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And then there were these things called "phone booths."BillTre said:
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Not to forget where this mysterious "mail"-part in email comes from. On the other hand, email itself might be outdated meanwhile.jtbell said:
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Matrix wasn't even invertible.jackjack2025 said:
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Meanwhile, outside the US:DennisN said:
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New business of micro brewery and comedy house. The Brew-ha-house.
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A little late for some dark one.
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I saw this before, but I don't understand the second peak.dextercioby said: