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See also the Scottish grit lorry tracker. Zoom in on a lorry to see its dad joke name.jtbell said:
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The USDA has updated its food pyramid yet again!
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That's one of ours here in Hammtown! We had a plow naming contest a few years ago. Many entries are Hammtown references.
Chillin' Dylan: (Top vote-getter)
Taken from my driveway, four days ago:
Chillin' Dylan: (Top vote-getter)
- Snowbi Wan Kenobi
- Scoop Dogg
- Icekee Waa Waa
- Blizzard of Oz
- Eugene Sleddy
- Sleetwood Mac
- Gordie Plow
- Austin Plowers
- Thaw Patrol
- Max Kermanator
- Plowy McPlowface
- CTRL-SALT-DELETE
- Clearopathra
- Icekee Wee Wee
- The Big Leplowski
- HAMBONI
- Betty Whiteout
- Mr. Plow
- Plowasaurus
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Taken from my driveway, four days ago:
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In Hamilton we like our puns, and our Timmy's Coffee.
This downtown puddle has persisted across several years and has become affectionately known as Lake Timmiekaka (AKA the Sixth Great Lake):
(Caveat: my BS detector tells me this image is Photoshopped for effect (reflections are hard!) - but the lake is real.)
This may be a little more realistic:
This downtown puddle has persisted across several years and has become affectionately known as Lake Timmiekaka (AKA the Sixth Great Lake):
(Caveat: my BS detector tells me this image is Photoshopped for effect (reflections are hard!) - but the lake is real.)
This may be a little more realistic:
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davenn said:
"I have a cousin who lives in Wales."
"You mean like Jonah did?"
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WWGD said:
Especially the old-fashioned mechanical vending machines where you have to pull a knob out a foot or two!
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I changed my workout and now I do 10 planks each time. 10 is my Planks constant.
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Dave gets in a robotaxi. A few minutes later:
"Faster, faster! I'm late for my appointment!"
"I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that."
"Faster, faster! I'm late for my appointment!"
"I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that."
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for my fellow Monty Python fans
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Stepping on LEGO...
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Did you hear about the overweight medium?
Four-chin teller.
Four-chin teller.
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"What do you call a deer with no eyes?"
"No idea".
"What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?"
"Still no idea".
"No idea".
"What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?"
"Still no idea".
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Preface with : In Bahston.Swamp Thing said:
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The medium is a large.Ibix said:
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If she's missing, she's a medium at large.Ibix said:
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Or in England.DaveC426913 said:
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Seems legit, based on the temp's we have been having lately
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What do you call a baby groundhog?
A chuckling.
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A chuckling.
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