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After Covid, Chinese got rid of all bats. Wonder how they played Baseball afterwards.
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DennisN said:I wasn't sure where to put this one, but I put it here...
(I thought about posting in the Favorite Songs thread, but this is a sketch that is humorous...
What is also fun is that a couple of very famous musicians participate in it (e.g. Mark Knopfler, Lemmy (Motorhead), David Gilmour (Pink Floyd), Gary Moore etc.; it's amazing that they managed to get so many to participate. I notify @pinball1970 of course.)
The Easy Guitar Book Sketch
Also on youtube here:
Wow! Never seen that.
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What do kids ride to school on cold winter mornings?
Their icycles.
Their icycles.
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No one will replace him BUT we can always use his Wolf. I'm pinching Phinds wolf, for jokes like this dude.berkeman said:
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Shrink it down and make it a response emoji, like these:pinball1970 said:
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Guy ran into Carney in a Mexican restaurant: " I had tacos con Carney".
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Great idea!BillTre said:
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My dog ended up really confused when I decided to use a Boomerang to play catch.
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That's mean!WWGD said:
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WWGD said:
I stopped after a few times.pinball1970 said:
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My first experience with a boomerang involved a Christmas gift for my boy. We took it outside to try it. I read the instructions, which said to hold it vertically and throw it toward the ground. So I did. It instantly exploded into a million pieces. That was also my last experience with a boomerang. (No joke here, just my sad, sad story.)
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A friend had a cat named Boomerang.
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Even sadder: We don't have a : " Sad Stories" forum ;).DaveC426913 said:
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What comes next?gmax137 said:
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that's all I gotsymbolipoint said:
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He bounces around but always comes back home?symbolipoint said:
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I forgot what I'd done with my boomerang, but then it hit me.
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When you can't find a groundhog.
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As they(he) said: "You ain't nothing but a groundhog"dwarde said:
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Least favorite title for an IT book: " A Crash Course in Operating Systems".
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Note: "Gå till jobbet" is Swedish and means "go to work".
It IS cold and snowy here at the moment.
It IS cold and snowy here at the moment.
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I start lying to myself yearly , around December 22, that Winter isn't bad, that it's actually fun. Then, at around mid- March, with a week to go, I say, put an end to this &^%$# Winter!!!DennisN said:
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