Collection of Lame Jokes

[WWGD]

After Covid, Chinese got rid of all bats. Wonder how they played Baseball afterwards.

 

[pinball1970]

I wasn't sure where to put this one, but I put it here...

(I thought about posting in the Favorite Songs thread, but this is a sketch that is humorous ...
What is also fun is that a couple of very famous musicians participate in it (e.g. Mark Knopfler, Lemmy (Motorhead), David Gilmour (Pink Floyd), Gary Moore etc.; it's amazing that they managed to get so many to participate. I notify @pinball1970 of course. )

The Easy Guitar Book Sketch


Also on youtube here:

Wow! Never seen that.

 

[jtbell]

What do kids ride to school on cold winter mornings?

Their icycles.

 

[berkeman]

 

[pinball1970]

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No one will replace him BUT we can always use his Wolf. I'm pinching Phinds wolf, for jokes like this dude.

 

[BillTre]

No one will replace him BUT we can always use his Wolf. I'm pinching Phinds wolf, for jokes like this dude.

Shrink it down and make it a response emoji, like these:

 

[BillTre]

 

[WWGD]

Guy ran into Carney in a Mexican restaurant: " I had tacos con Carney".

 

[berkeman]

 

[pinball1970]

Shrink it down and make it a response emoji, like these:
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Great idea!

 

[WWGD]

My dog ended up really confused when I decided to use a Boomerang to play catch.

 

[pinball1970]

My dog ended up really confused when I decided to use a Boomerang to play catch.

That's mean!

 

[WWGD]

My dog ended up really confused when I decided to use a Boomerang to play catch.

That's mean!

I stopped after a few times.

 

[DaveC426913]

My first experience with a boomerang involved a Christmas gift for my boy. We took it outside to try it. I read the instructions, which said to hold it vertically and throw it toward the ground. So I did. It instantly exploded into a million pieces. That was also my last experience with a boomerang. (No joke here, just my sad, sad story.)

 

[gmax137]

A friend had a cat named Boomerang.

 

[WWGD]

My first experience with a boomerang involved a Christmas gift for my boy. We took it outside to try it. I read the instructions, which said to hold it vertically and throw it toward the ground. So I did. It instantly exploded into a million pieces. That was also my last experience with a boomerang. (No joke here, just my sad, sad story.)

Even sadder: We don't have a : " Sad Stories" forum ;).

 

[jtbell]

 

[symbolipoint]

A friend had a cat named Boomerang.

What comes next?

 

[gmax137]

What comes next?

that's all I got

 

[difalcojr]

 

[WWGD]

What comes next?

He bounces around but always comes back home?

 

[DrGreg]

I forgot what I'd done with my boomerang, but then it hit me.

 

[edwardII]

When you can't find a groundhog.

 

[davenn]

 

[WWGD]

When you can't find a groundhog.

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As they(he) said: "You ain't nothing but a groundhog"

 

[WWGD]

Least favorite title for an IT book: " A Crash Course in Operating Systems".

 

[berkeman]

 

[DennisN]

Note: "Gå till jobbet" is Swedish and means "go to work".

It IS cold and snowy here at the moment.

 

[WWGD]

Note: "Gå till jobbet" is Swedish and means "go to work".

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It IS cold and snowy here at the moment.

I start lying to myself yearly , around December 22, that Winter isn't bad, that it's actually fun. Then, at around mid- March, with a week to go, I say, put an end to this &^%$# Winter!!!

 

[WWGD]