Collection of Lame Jokes

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Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

Discussion Character

  • Exploratory
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  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

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After Covid, Chinese got rid of all bats. Wonder how they played Baseball afterwards.
 
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DennisN said:
I wasn't sure where to put this one, but I put it here...

(I thought about posting in the Favorite Songs thread, but this is a sketch that is humorous 😄...
What is also fun is that a couple of very famous musicians participate in it (e.g. Mark Knopfler, Lemmy (Motorhead), David Gilmour (Pink Floyd), Gary Moore etc.; it's amazing that they managed to get so many to participate. I notify @pinball1970 of course. :smile:)

The Easy Guitar Book Sketch


Also on youtube here:


Wow! Never seen that.
 
  • #23,763
What do kids ride to school on cold winter mornings?

Their icycles.
 
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berkeman said:
No one will replace him BUT we can always use his Wolf. I'm pinching Phinds wolf, for jokes like this dude.
 
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pinball1970 said:
No one will replace him BUT we can always use his Wolf. I'm pinching Phinds wolf, for jokes like this dude.
Shrink it down and make it a response emoji, like these:
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Guy ran into Carney in a Mexican restaurant: " I had tacos con Carney".
 
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BillTre said:
Shrink it down and make it a response emoji, like these:
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Great idea!

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My dog ended up really confused when I decided to use a Boomerang to play catch.
 
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WWGD said:
My dog ended up really confused when I decided to use a Boomerang to play catch.
That's mean!
 
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WWGD said:
My dog ended up really confused when I decided to use a Boomerang to play catch.

pinball1970 said:
That's mean!
I stopped after a few times.
 
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My first experience with a boomerang involved a Christmas gift for my boy. We took it outside to try it. I read the instructions, which said to hold it vertically and throw it toward the ground. So I did. It instantly exploded into a million pieces. That was also my last experience with a boomerang. (No joke here, just my sad, sad story.)
 
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A friend had a cat named Boomerang.
 
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DaveC426913 said:
My first experience with a boomerang involved a Christmas gift for my boy. We took it outside to try it. I read the instructions, which said to hold it vertically and throw it toward the ground. So I did. It instantly exploded into a million pieces. That was also my last experience with a boomerang. (No joke here, just my sad, sad story.)
Even sadder: We don't have a : " Sad Stories" forum ;).
 
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gmax137 said:
A friend had a cat named Boomerang.
What comes next?
 
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symbolipoint said:
What comes next?
that's all I got
 
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symbolipoint said:
What comes next?
He bounces around but always comes back home?
 
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I forgot what I'd done with my boomerang, but then it hit me.
 
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When you can't find a groundhog.

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dwarde said:
When you can't find a groundhog.

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As they(he) said: "You ain't nothing but a groundhog"
 
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Least favorite title for an IT book: " A Crash Course in Operating Systems".
 

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