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This forum discussion centers around a collection of science jokes, particularly those involving mathematics and physics. Notable jokes include a mathematician with a dog and cow discussing knot theory, and a play on Heisenberg's uncertainty principle. The humor often relies on advanced concepts such as the Jones polynomial and topological invariants, showcasing a blend of wit and scientific terminology. The conversation also touches on the cultural significance of these jokes within the scientific community.

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Yes and No.
 
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You know the old saying

Bullshit, More Sh**, Piled higher and Deeper
 
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"Statistics is my weak area. I can't make heads or tails of it".

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Of all the places to have an accident. Luckily, it happened in photoshop world, not in the real world. That is the first time I have seen the banner advertisement painted on the top of a truck.
 
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Baluncore said:
That is the first time I have seen the banner advertisement painted on the top of a truck.
How often do you see the top of a truck though? 🤔
 
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Baluncore said:
Of all the places to have an accident. Luckily, it happened in photoshop world, not in the real world. That is the first time I have seen the banner advertisement painted on the top of a truck.
Could be so that air traffic can see to keep out of the airspace above the Mentos lorry in case of a crash with a Coca-Cola lorry?
 
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Orodruin said:
How often do you see the top of a truck though?
Whenever you cross a highway on a pedestrian bridge, or look down on the city from a high rise building.
"Google Earth" your favourite truck stop, or 41°37'8.32"N, 90°46'46.02"W.
 
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Baluncore said:
Whenever you cross a highway on a pedestrian bridge, or look down on the city from a high rise building.
"Google Earth" your favourite truck stop, or 41°37'8.32"N, 90°46'46.02"W.
Lol, I wondered if you were going to reference the Iowa 80. I grew up in Davenport a few miles east.
 
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Baluncore said:
or 41°37'8.32"N, 90°46'46.02"W
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Lol, I wondered if you were going to reference the Iowa 80.

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jbriggs444 said:
I grew up in Davenport a few miles east.
I did 10 years in Devonport, 15 Mm, WSW of there.

The only thing I see painted on the top of the trailers is the company initials and a trailer ID number, and those are very sparse. I guess that makes it possible for security services to follow critical loads on the highway from a helicopter.
 
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I always thought that since there were so many Russians on the show that it should be called "Dancing with the Tzars".
 
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Um...

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berkeman said:
That hurts just looking at the picture. Twice now (over my lifetime) the soldering iron slipped -- maybe the cord getting caught on my elbow or something on the lab bench -- and to keep it from rolling off the table, or onto my lap, I grabbed it, but unfortunately I grabbed it in the wrong place. You would think once would be enough for me to permanently learn. But here we are.
 
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collinsmark said:
That hurts just looking at the picture. Twice now (over my lifetime) the soldering iron slipped -- maybe the cord getting caught on my elbow or something on the lab bench -- and to keep it from rolling off the table, or onto my lap, I grabbed it, but unfortunately I grabbed it in the wrong place. You would think once would be enough for me to permanently learn. But here we are.
See, this is why I went into theory!
 
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A classic PhD comic brought back to my attention recently:

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Bad language but still thought-provacating.

 
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