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davenn said:
unfortunately didn't exist in 1923 :-p:biggrin:D
True, the satellite fleet was in its "infancy" in those days. :wink:
 
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1oldman2 said:
True, the satellite fleet was in its "infancy" in those days. :wink:

as in didn't exist :wink: ( no satellites) don't forget that sputnik didn't go up till 1957, 2 yrs before I was born
 
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Never mind Schrödinger's cat, have you seen Heisenberg's? I'm not sure...
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How to define
$$ \left. \frac{d}{d\, x} \right|_{x=0} \; |x| $$

Economist: Silly question: ##0##.
Mathematician: Can't be done at all.
Engineer: Obviously ##1##. The real world is positive.
Physicist: Looks like an entanglement of ##|-1\rangle## and ##|+1\rangle##
Crackpot: ##-\frac{1}{12}##
 
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And an old joke from Futurama...
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Hehe, I just saw this joke by chance...
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EDIT: And another...

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Ok, the last one for today from me...
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