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This thread features a collection of science-related jokes, puns, and humorous anecdotes, primarily focusing on physics, mathematics, and engineering concepts. The discussion includes various types of jokes, some of which are derived from literature, while others are original contributions from participants.

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Main Points Raised

  • One participant shares a joke about a mathematician, a dog, and a cow, highlighting the humor in knot theory.
  • Another participant introduces a joke about Heisenberg's uncertainty principle in a romantic context.
  • Several jokes reference mathematical conventions, such as the use of epsilon in calculus, with some participants seeking clarification on the humor.
  • A joke about a communication between Americans and Canadians illustrates a humorous misunderstanding, with historical context provided by a participant.
  • Participants discuss the nature of jokes, including the structure of short jokes and the implications of scientific terminology in humor.
  • There are multiple jokes involving Heisenberg, with one participant noting the brevity of a specific version of the joke.
  • A humorous take on a scientific method is shared, with some participants expressing curiosity about the referenced group of scientists.
  • Another joke involves a metaphorical description of a woman's experience during childbirth, framed in scientific terms.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

Participants generally share jokes and humorous anecdotes without a clear consensus on any specific joke or concept. Some jokes prompt requests for clarification, indicating varying levels of understanding and appreciation for the humor presented.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific scientific knowledge or conventions that may not be universally understood, leading to requests for explanations. The humor often hinges on wordplay and the intersection of scientific concepts with everyday situations.

Who May Find This Useful

Readers interested in science humor, particularly in physics and mathematics, may find this collection entertaining and thought-provoking.

  • #721
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Physics news on Phys.org
  • #724
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  • #725
He's 0 K now haha :oldlaugh:
 
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  • #726
one particularly for my fellow Australians :-p:biggrin:

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  • #727
Can be used for entertainment, but also as weapon against the launch pad[/size].
 
  • #728
mfb said:
Can be used for entertainment, but also as weapon against the launch pad.
I thought for impact defense!
 
  • #729
When you use a circular argument, but you are unable to see where exactly your logical error is.
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  • #730
Demystifier said:
When you use a circular argument, but you are unable to see where exactly your logical error is.
LOL that has my eyes spinning
 
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  • #731
Demystifier said:
When you use a circular argument, but you are unable to see where exactly your logical error is.
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That's really difficult to look at. It's so clearly a spiral, even once you've worked out it isn't.
 
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  • #732
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  • #733
The rings are slowly rotating in opposite directions.
 
  • #734
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  • #735
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  • #736
abstract nonsense = category theory
 
  • #737
nuuskur said:
abstract nonsense = category theory
This would be in another dictionary, because even most mathematicians see category theory as abstract nonsense.
 
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  • #739
Demystifier said:
Perfect! And I finally understood the co- / contravariant usage by physicist, because the proper usage in category theory ...

I would have changed the classical section a bit:

basic operations = commutative algebra
classical field theory = Galois theory
field = real or complex numbers
mathematical analysis = calculus
measure theory = analysis

I herewith propose this image (1st one) as fb ad for PF!
 
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  • #741
jack action said:
turbo button! ... After pushing the button and noting no differences, you pushed it again, wondering if it was working.
When the TURBO feature was discontinued, the cases used by the local builders still came with the button and display, so obviously they had to hook up the display, even though the button didn't do anything.
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  • #742
Keith_McClary said:
When the TURBO feature was discontinued, the cases used by the local builders still came with the button and display, so obviously they had to hook up the display, even though the button didn't do anything.
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Just for the greenhorns: these numbers did not represent GHz.
Btw., do young people still know what a jumper is?
 
  • #743
fresh_42 said:
Btw., do young people still know what a jumper is?
Nah, they just it's something you put on when it's cold outside.
 
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  • #744
fresh_42 said:
Just for the greenhorns: these numbers did not represent GHz.

In Oz and NZ it was for MHz of the CPU ... GHz processors were a very long way in the future :wink:
 
  • #745
Well, you're real close, but not quite correct... . :oldwink:
DrClaude said:
Nah, they just it's something you put on when it's cold outside.
In Montana, a jumper is...

The last pickup to leave the parking lot... . "when it's cold outside."
Lol... . :approve:
 
  • #746
OCR said:
In Montana, a jumper is...

The last pickup to leave the parking lot... . "when it's cold outside."
And man alive, it does get cold there. I saw the bank thermometer in Lolo, MT one evening showing -39. That's the "banana belt," as they call it around there, so called because it's warmer than, say, Havre, up on the Highline.

BTW, for our more cosmopolitan friends, -40 F = -40 C, so when it's -39 out, it doesn't matter much which scale you're measuring by ...
 
  • #747
Chuck Norris can count real numbers.
Chuck Norris can shave all those and only those who don't shave themselves.
Chuck Norris can prove the Banach-Tarski theorem - by explicit construction.
Chuck Norris can prove his own consistency without being inconsistent.
 
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  • #748
Hope you got that XD
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  • #749
Keith_McClary said:
When the TURBO feature was discontinued, the cases used by the local builders still came with the button and display, so obviously they had to hook up the display, even though the button didn't do anything.
We have a bell button on the gate. We never had an actual bell, but we have a button anyway.
When somebody coming and there is no button, they tends to get nervous and start shouting inside if we are at home or not.
Since there is a button, they just push it a few times and then calmly go away.
So that button has a significant contribution to the overall calmness of the world.
 
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  • #750
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