Collection of Science Jokes P2

[fresh_42]

I find this one very telling when it comes to the actual size of the universe, resp. our little corner here:
https://voyager.jpl.nasa.gov/mission/status/
The term "interstellar" is, which I find, a bit misleading, as they are still in the range of SDOs and far (thousands of years away) from entering the Oort cloud.

 

[mfb]

Proxima Centauri is 1900 times more distant than Voyager 1.

 

[DennisN]

The joke is how short our lives are in comparison to the cosmos.

More on the comet/asteroid/meteor theme...

 

[davenn]

 

[davenn]

and on the same these ...

 

[fresh_42]

 

[davenn]

hahaha

 

[OCR]

Lol... .

 

[DennisN]

hahaha

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[DennisN]

An answer which is in a state of superposition:

 

[jack action]

 

[davenn]

a couple of astro related ones

 

[rootone]

Two neutrinos go into the error bar ...

 

[DennisN]

 

[Borg]

Saw this on another site that I frequent.

 

[DennisN]

Saw this on another site that I frequent.

The wheelchair camera was rolling...

 

[DrGreg]

Oh well, here we go...

WATSON: Name a canal in your body.
HOLMES: Alimentary, my dear Watson.

WATSON: Name a tree with yellow fruit.
HOLMES: A lemon tree, my dear Watson.

WATSON: How would you describe a yellow door?
HOLMES: A lemon entry, my dear Watson.

WATSON: What's another name for the periodic table?
HOLMES: Element tree, my dear Watson.
(Not a very good name, as it isn't a tree.)

 

[mjc123]

My favourite:
Watson: "In a North Mexican fashion"?
Holmes: A la Monterrey, my dear Watson.

 

[Psinter]

Avoid teenage plant pregnancy by covering your flower's anthers.

Also... don't go showing your stigma. Society demands flower decency.

 

[Psinter]

Source

Dammit.

 

[davenn]

 

[collinsmark]

[Source: https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/science-jokes]

 

[collinsmark]

[Source: https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/oops]

 

[davenn]

 

[nuuskur]

He's 0 K now haha

 

[davenn]

one particularly for my fellow Australians

 

[mfb]

Can be used for entertainment, but also as weapon against the launch pad[/size].

 

[fresh_42]

Can be used for entertainment, but also as weapon against the launch pad.

I thought for impact defense!

 

[Demystifier]

When you use a circular argument, but you are unable to see where exactly your logical error is.

 

[davenn]

When you use a circular argument, but you are unable to see where exactly your logical error is.

LOL that has my eyes spinning

 

[Ibix]

When you use a circular argument, but you are unable to see where exactly your logical error is.
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That's really difficult to look at. It's so clearly a spiral, even once you've worked out it isn't.

 

[Bikash Kumar Das]

[emoji16][emoji16]

 

[256bits]

The rings are slowly rotating in opposite directions.

 

[davenn]

 

[Demystifier]

 

[nuuskur]

abstract nonsense = category theory

 

[Demystifier]

abstract nonsense = category theory

This would be in another dictionary, because even most mathematicians see category theory as abstract nonsense.

 

[Demystifier]

 

[fresh_42]

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Perfect! And I finally understood the co- / contravariant usage by physicist, because the proper usage in category theory ...

I would have changed the classical section a bit:

basic operations = commutative algebra
classical field theory = Galois theory
field = real or complex numbers
mathematical analysis = calculus
measure theory = analysis

I herewith propose this image (1st one) as fb ad for PF!

 

[Keith_McClary]

http://www.gocomics.com/rabbitsagainstmagic/2018/04/19

 

[Keith_McClary]

turbo button! ... After pushing the button and noting no differences, you pushed it again, wondering if it was working.

When the TURBO feature was discontinued, the cases used by the local builders still came with the button and display, so obviously they had to hook up the display, even though the button didn't do anything.

 

[fresh_42]

When the TURBO feature was discontinued, the cases used by the local builders still came with the button and display, so obviously they had to hook up the display, even though the button didn't do anything.
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Just for the greenhorns: these numbers did not represent GHz.
Btw., do young people still know what a jumper is?

 

[DrClaude]

Btw., do young people still know what a jumper is?

Nah, they just it's something you put on when it's cold outside.

 

[davenn]

Just for the greenhorns: these numbers did not represent GHz.

In Oz and NZ it was for MHz of the CPU ... GHz processors were a very long way in the future

 

[OCR]

Well, you're real close, but not quite correct... .

Nah, they just it's something you put on when it's cold outside.

In Montana, a jumper is...

The last pickup to leave the parking lot... . "when it's cold outside."
Lol... .

 

[Mark44]

In Montana, a jumper is...

The last pickup to leave the parking lot... . "when it's cold outside."

And man alive, it does get cold there. I saw the bank thermometer in Lolo, MT one evening showing -39. That's the "banana belt," as they call it around there, so called because it's warmer than, say, Havre, up on the Highline.

BTW, for our more cosmopolitan friends, -40 F = -40 C, so when it's -39 out, it doesn't matter much which scale you're measuring by ...

 

[Demystifier]

Chuck Norris can count real numbers.
Chuck Norris can shave all those and only those who don't shave themselves.
Chuck Norris can prove the Banach-Tarski theorem - by explicit construction.
Chuck Norris can prove his own consistency without being inconsistent.

 

[hyunxu]

Hope you got that XD

 

[Rive]

When the TURBO feature was discontinued, the cases used by the local builders still came with the button and display, so obviously they had to hook up the display, even though the button didn't do anything.

We have a bell button on the gate. We never had an actual bell, but we have a button anyway.
When somebody coming and there is no button, they tends to get nervous and start shouting inside if we are at home or not.
Since there is a button, they just push it a few times and then calmly go away.
So that button has a significant contribution to the overall calmness of the world.

 

[DennisN]