Collection of Science Jokes P2

[Borg]

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This made me wonder how many digits I would have to proceed in front of my address. Of course there's a website for that.
https://www.angio.net/pi/piquery

 

[Stavros Kiri]

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Archimedes is in that room! ...

 

[Keith_McClary]

Differentiation and Integration
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(Source: https://www.xkcd.com/2117/)

Expand in Taylor series and integrate term by term.

If all else fails, define the integral to be a new Special Function named after yourself.

 

[Demystifier]

 

[Borg]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[Stavros Kiri]

If if takes 5 men one hour to build a wall, how long does it take 10 men to build the same wall?

Spoiler

No time at all. The 5 men have already built it.

If if takes 5 men one hour to build a wall, how long does it take 10 men to build a similar (identical) wall?

Spoiler: Spoiler1

1/2 hr (on average), if there's no football! ...

Spoiler: Spoiler2

1 hr; the rest 5 men are goofing off

 

[Stavros Kiri]

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You, Justin Bieber, nuuskur and 3 others like this.

 

[fresh_42]

You, Justin Bieber, nuuskur and 3 others like this.

This "you" is a fake, since I did not like it due to the bashing motive.

 

[Stavros Kiri]

This "you" is a fake, since I did not like it due to the bashing motive.

Ok then:
Stavros Kiri, Justin Bieber, nuuskur and 3 others like this.

 

[jack action]

 

[jack action]

Infinite loop:

 

[jack action]

 

[jack action]

Why haven't aliens visited our solar system yet?

They looked at the reviews ... only 1 star.

 

[BillTre]

https://www.oreillyauto.com/flux-capacitor?q=121g has a flux capacitor on their website!

 

[Wrichik Basu]

https://www.oreillyauto.com/flux-capacitor?q=121g has a flux capacitor on their website!

Plutonium not Available at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Please contact your local supplier.

Local supplier?! I don't I have a grocer nearby selling Plutonium

 

[nuuskur]

Why haven't aliens visited our solar system yet?

They looked at the reviews ... only 1 star.

That one is so clever!

 

[fresh_42]

Why haven't aliens visited our solar system yet?

They looked at the reviews ... only 1 star.

Is the Nemesis hypothesis off the table already?

 

[DennisN]

I tried a version of the Michelson–Morley experiment at home and now my ethernet has stopped working.

 

[collinsmark]

I tried a version of the Michelson–Morley experiment at home and now my ethernet has stopped working.

OMG, I just got that after about an hour.

 

[Ibix]

I tried a version of the Michelson–Morley experiment at home and now my ethernet has stopped working.

Don't worry - Michelson-Morley is consistent with the Lorentz ethernet. None of that density, none of that viscosity - just one extra postulate and you're in business!

 

[fresh_42]

Don't worry - Michelson-Morley is consistent with the Lorentz ethernet. None of that density, none of that viscosity - just one extra postulate and you're in business!

Yeah, all these are easy to solve. I measured $1/3 \,e^-$ charges in a Millikan experiment at school. What's my excuse?

 

[DennisN]

What's my excuse?

You found quarks!

 

[Ibix]

I measured $1/3 \,e^-$ charges in a Millikan experiment at school. What's my excuse?

I think you're a quarkpot.

 

[fresh_42]

I think you're a quarkpot.

At least I told nobody and "adjusted" the measurement data instead.

 

[Keith_McClary]

Ruben Bolling has a couple of physics toons. The META one is good too.

 

[jack action]

This one is good and shows how you can sneakily bend the truth without making any apparent false statement:

 

[nuuskur]

$4-\frac{9}{2} = - \left\lvert 4-\frac{9}{2}\right\rvert = - \sqrt{\left (4-\frac{9}{2}\right )^2} ...$

nice try, though :p

 

[fresh_42]

 

[fresh_42]