Collection of Science Jokes P2

In summary: Usually it's been commentated as being 'real'. Actually the joke dates back to the 30's and whether it's real or not cannot be said anymore.
  • #1,121
Demystifier said:
The Great Unification Theory that unifies physics with electric engineering:
$$i=j$$
Typical pop science chasing for headlines! I have made the effort and had a look in the original paper which this article relies on. And there it is said ##i=\mathbf{\hat{j}}##.
 
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  • #1,123
fresh_42 said:
And there it is said ##i=\mathbf{\hat{j}}##.
I think that implies ##1 = 3##?
 
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  • #1,124
How do you tell the difference between a teacher and a chemist?
Ask them to pronounce unionized.
 
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  • #1,127
The really overweight black holes do order other kinds of food. But they take it home and when nobody's looking turn it into spaghetti anyway.
 
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  • #1,128
Bandersnatch said:
The really overweight black holes do order other kinds of food. But they take it home and when nobody's looking turn it into spaghetti anyway.
They do it at a place where no one can look anyway.
Smaller, less experienced black holes do it in places you can see.
 
  • #1,129
They are indeed nasty, warped black holes, with a singular culinary purpose. Luckily one can recognise them in the crowd by their baldness.
 
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Engineer, guy who didn't believe in Nostradamus, Ancient Aliens, the paranormal, and so forth, was give a book on prognostication. He figured it would be BS but he said it was amazing ... after skimming just the first 3 pages he was able to make an ironclad 100% guaranteed prognostication, which was:

I'm not going to finish this book.
 
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Day Without Astronomy.jpg
 
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Lost Wormhole.jpg
 
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  • #1,137
My favourite element is Helium. I always speak highly of it.
 
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  • #1,139
Ibix said:
My favourite element is Helium. I always speak highly of it.
That's very noble of you.
 
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  • #1,140
He is everywhere!
Even in my signature.
 
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  • #1,141
one for my fellow astronomers

oing to sleep.jpg
 
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Ibix said:
My favourite element is Helium. I always speak highly of it.
Fixed that for me.
 
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Schrodinger's cat.jpg
 
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  • #1,144
I don't believe the cat wrote that. They have trouble with algebra because they always call all the unknowns ##\mu##.
 
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  • #1,145
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  • #1,146
Newton, Einstein and Hawking walk into the bar. The bartender says - Is it a joke?
 
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  • #1,148
But do they transform themselves to stay current?

...actually, it would seem not:
https://www.rockhall.com/sites/default/files/styles/header_image_portrait/public/acdchero_web.jpg?itok=9mel4cOs
Now
 
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  • #1,149
Looks like a transformation to me. Not enough to avoid hair losses, however.
 
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Clipboard01.jpg
 
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davenn said:
that passed me by ??
Curelius should be more of an orangey colour. I guess it's patinated.
 
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