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Homework question:
Expand ##(a+b)^n##
( a +
...b)^n
( a +

b)^n

...
( a +

b)^n

I tried to Tex the joke but it shrinks the spaces. Supposedly the parenthesis just gets wider and a, b get farther appart.
 
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WWGD said:
Homework question:
Expand ##(a+b)^n##
( a +
...b)^n
( a +

b)^n

...
( a +

b)^n

I tried to Tex the joke but it shrinks the spaces. Supposedly the parenthesis just gets wider and a, b get farther appart.
$$(a+b)^n$$
$$(a \quad + \quad b)^n$$
$$(a \quad \quad + \quad \quad b)^n$$

You can use "\," "\;" "\quad" to get spaces of different sizes.
 
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Homework question:Expand (a+b)^n a+b)^na+b)^n...(a+b)^nI tried to Tex the joke but it shrinks the spaces. Supposedly the parenthesis just gets wider and a, b get farther appart(a+b)^n(a \quad + \quad b)^n(a \quad \quad + \quad \quad b)^n You can use "\," "\;" "\quad" to get spaces of different sizes
 
DrGreg said:
$$(a+b)^n$$
$$(a \quad + \quad b)^n$$
$$(a \quad \quad + \quad \quad b)^n$$

You can use "\," "\;" "\quad" to get spaces of different sizes.
Thank $$"\quad"$$ you. I guess the joke is ruined.
 
Q: How do you get a solution of a quadratic equation?

A: Pour acid over it.
 
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George Jones said:
And never give anyone the PIN number for your ATM machine card.
Yes, I remember feeling attracted to this woman working in a bank when she made reference in our conversation to the PIN -- not PIN number.
 
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George Jones said:
And never give anyone the PIN number for your ATM machine card.

Does the ATM machine use an LCD display? Or does it use LED diodes? Are the instructions available in PDF format? If you have to buy one, does it have a UPC code? Or just an ISBN number?

Oh, and please RSVP.
 
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GiriBang said:
What's the name of Max Planck's son?

fresh_42 said:
Karl and Erwin.
Wrong! It's Quantum Physics!
 
fresh_42 said:
And plait comes from plaisir. "If it pleases you." What a pity that English degenerated it from "if it pleases you" to "please". In any case, "il plait" isn't please, although they once might have been of the same origin.
But "s'il vous plaît" means please, RSVP is literally "answer, please."
 
fresh_42 said:
If it pleases you and please have two different meanings. Apart from that it is a different language.
My point is that no francophone reads "s'il vous plaît" as the literal combination "if it pleases you," but as please.
 
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