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The discussion revolves around a collection of science-related jokes and humorous anecdotes shared among forum members. A notable joke features a mathematician with a dog and a cow who are claimed to be knot theorists, leading to a playful exchange with a bartender. Other jokes include puns related to physics, such as Heisenberg's uncertainty principle and light-hearted takes on mathematical concepts. The conversation also touches on the nature of humor in science, with members explaining the nuances of certain jokes, particularly those involving mathematical notation. Additionally, there are references to classic jokes that have circulated over the years, illustrating how humor can bridge complex scientific ideas with everyday life. Overall, the thread highlights the community's appreciation for clever wordplay and the joy of sharing science humor.
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More evolution...

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haha

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I just heard that non-binary unicorns can give you 5G.
 
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Baluncore said:
I just heard that non-binary unicorns can give you 5G.
Oh, is that what the horn is? A radio antenna?
 
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What do you get when you put root beer into a square glass?

beer
 
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BillTre said:
What do you get when you put root beer into a square glass?

beer
Darn! I thought the result was a Squarehead. (Google it)
 
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Journalist two weeks ago: A doomsday variant is possible, but unlikely.

Journalists today: New variant C.1.2, aka the doomsday variant, ...

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Are AI cars really going to all that smart.
They won't stray too far from the median.
 
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Time crystals are not interesting. But there is a sale at Best Buy. Thanks space.com.

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"If a doctor follows the coffin of his patient, then sometimes actually cause follows effect."
(Robert Koch, 1843-1910)
 
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They should have a VIP queue for some politicians as well.
 
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Borg said:
They should have a VIP queue for some politicians as well.
May we the "I" in your statement?
 
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Gotta love Randall Munroe:
https://xkcd.com/2513/
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I especially laughed at the title text:
Sorry, in SI units that's "there's a big football in there."
 
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Doctor:-
50 years ago we had to convince a patient for an hour for a operation but nowadays we have to convince patient for an hour that he doesn't needs an operation.
 
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Hemant said:
that he doesn't needs an operation
Or, that he should have a vaccination?
 
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Keith_McClary said:
Or, that he should have a vaccination?
LOL, I read that as vasectomy at first. I need to slow down and read the words...
 
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A vasectomy could be thought of as a type of vaccination. :oldtongue:
 
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Borg said:
A vasectomy could be thought of as a type of vaccination. :oldtongue:
Good point!

True story -- for my "pregnancy vaccination", my surgeons were Dr. Pane and Dr. Yeow. You can imagine why I had vaccine hesitancy for a while before I said yes...
 
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Borg said:
A vasectomy could be thought of as a type of vaccination. :oldtongue:
It prevents vaccination.
 
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Electrical engineer meditating: Ooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmm.
Electrical engineer focusing: Mmmmmmmmhhhhhhhoooooooooooooooooo
 
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From Math with Bad Drawings:
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This part made me laugh: :smile:

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Is he incorrect?
 
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Bystander said:
Is he incorrect?
No one knows
 
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ergospherical said:
It looks just like transparent aluminum. They used it on Star Trek, so it must be real.
 
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jbriggs444 said:
It looks just like transparent aluminum. They used it on Star Trek, so it must be real.

Aluminium oxynitride is a transparent ceramic composed of aluminium, oxygen and nitrogen. ALON is optically transparent in the near-ultraviolet, visible and midwave-infrared regions of the electromagnetic spectrum. Wikipedia
Formula: (AlN)x·(Al2O3)1-x, 0.30 ≤ x ≤ 0.37
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Calling that transparent aluminium is a bit like calling (quartz) glass "transparent silicon" or lead glass "transparent lead".
 
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Does it conduct electricity?
Do bullets bounce off it?
 
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BillTre said:
Do bullets bounce off it?
From the Wiki article:
ALON is the hardest polycrystalline transparent ceramic available commercially. Its combination of optical and mechanical properties makes this material a leading candidate for lightweight high-performance transparent armor applications such as bulletproof and blast-resistant windows and for many military infrared optoelectronics. ALON-based armor has been shown to stop multiple armor-piercing projectiles of up to .50 BMG cal.
What I want to know is whether you can transport whales with it. :oldbiggrin:
 
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Borg said:
From the Wiki article:

What I want to know is whether you can transport whales with it. :oldbiggrin:
Yes. That was the first use a few hundred years from now.

Why did they need transparent aluminum for the whales anyway? Do the whales get lonely if they can't see you?
 
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BTW. you can just take a flame to aluminum foil and make it transparent.
 
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Ivan Seeking said:
Why did they need transparent aluminum for the whales anyway?
It is a unique material which was never discovered. Its existence stems from a closed time-like loop involving Scotty.
 
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