News Cuba Pays Tribute to Hurricane Katrina Victims

[Smurf]

Cuba's parliament, led by President Fidel Castro, set aside politics momentarily on Thursday and stood for one minute in silent homage to the victims of Hurricane Katrina -- before quickly returning to normal business and condemning the U.S. occupation of Iraq.

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[Lisa!]

Why haven't you put it in a link?

 

[Pengwuino]

Why haven't you put it in a link?

Duh Lisa, the smiley face ate the rest of the link.

 

[Smurf]

Happy? God, and to think I defended you against YDOAPS... The nerve some people have.

 

[Lisa!]

Thanks to edit it.

 

[Smurf]

You're an edit.

 

[Pengwuino]

Your moms an edit!

Man smurf... wouldn't this forum suck without us 3?

Ok well, maybe lisa is expendable, but we keep this forum together.

 

[Lisa!]

If you want me to be here ask me nicely. No need to be impolite!

 

[Smurf]

Your moms an edit!

Man smurf... wouldn't this forum suck without us 3?

Ok well, maybe lisa is expendable, but we keep this forum together.

Yeah. This forum is nothing without us.

 

[Art]

Yeah. This forum is nothing without us.

That sounds like a theory Penqwino and you should prove. See you guys in a few months

 

[Archon]

Now offering a prize of 1 million dollars U.S. for a valid proof of the Pengwuino-Smurf Conjecture.

 

[Pengwuino]

That sounds like a theory Penqwino and you should prove. See you guys in a few months

I can prove this mathematically! Give me some time and ill have the proof.

 

[Smurf]

Utter nonsense. It's a perfectly valid scientific theory, so the burden is on your to disprove it.

 

[edward]

Cut it out or I will stop this car right now!

 

[Pengwuino]

Cut it out or I will stop this car right now!

*opens up the window and tries to jump out*

 

[Townsend]

*opens up the window and tries to jump out*

What, are riding around in the General Lee? Open the damn door, tuck and roll...

And watch out for oncoming traffic...I don't care for Pengwuino paste..

 

[Archon]

Utter nonsense. It's a perfectly valid scientific theory, so the burden is on your to disprove it.

Like creationism, right?

 

[Pengwuino]

Like creationism, right?

Well... I guess if you want to think of me as God, you may.

 

[Archon]

Well... I guess if you want to think of me as God, you may.

But if you're God...what am I thinking about right now?

 

[Pengwuino]

But if you're God...what am I thinking about right now?

nothing that you want me to make public.

pervert.

 

[Smurf]

Well... I guess if you want to think of me as God, you may.

Ah-hem. I believe that's me he was referring to.

 

[Pengwuino]

Ah-hem. I believe that's me he was referring to.

Quiet you! Before i open up a volcano in your house.

 

[Smurf]

Quiet you! Before i open up a volcano in your house.

Hmmm, I think I know how to solve this. We'll split it. You can be the god of Right-wing angels, I'll be the god of left-wing leaning angels. How 'bout that?

 

[Townsend]

Hmmm, I think I know how to solve this. We'll split it. You can be the god of Right-wing angels, I'll be the god of left-wing leaning angels. How 'bout that?

Well angels need both their left and right wings to fly...

 

[Pengwuino]

Well angels need both their left and right wings to fly...

Kinda tells you something about ideologies

 

[Smurf]

Well angels need both their left and right wings to fly...

Are you sure? Whenever they depict angels they're usually floating down slowly, barely moving their wings.

 

[Pengwuino]

Are you sure? Whenever they depict angels they're usually floating down slowly, barely moving their wings.

the wings are magic

 

[Smurf]

the wings are magic

I thought 'divine' was the proper adjective.

 

[Pengwuino]

Maybe they have nano jet engines embedded in them

 

[Townsend]

Are you sure? Whenever they depict angels they're usually floating down slowly, barely moving their wings.

Well what the heck is the purpose of having wings if you don't need them?

 

[Smurf]

Well what the heck is the purpose of having wings if you don't need them?

I don't know, what's the purpose of a halo?

 

[Pengwuino]

Whats the purpose of glowing white

 

[Townsend]

I don't know, what's the purpose of a halo?

A halo has some kind of symbolic meaning. I don't think the wings on angels were meant to be symbolic but more or less to full fill a functional need.

 

[Townsend]

Whats the purpose of glowing white

I think it's symbolic of divine power...

 

[Smurf]

So glowing white can be symbolic, floating rings can be symbolic... Why arn't wings symbolic too?

 

[Townsend]

Why arn't wings symbolic too?

Because that is just stupid...duh!

 

[Smurf]

Because that is just stupid...duh!

You're symbolic.

 

[Pengwuino]

You're symbolic.

Don't talk about him like that.

 

[Smurf]

Don't talk about him like that.

Why not?

 

[Townsend]

You're symbolic.

Oh, hey...missed you there kettle...

 

[Smurf]

Oh, hey...missed you there kettle...

I'm symbolic too? :!) What am I symbolic of?

 

[Townsend]

I'm symbolic too? :!) What am I symbolic of?

Lets just say that ignorance is bliss...

 

[SOS2008]

But if you're God...what am I thinking about right now?

You're thinking this thread belongs in GD, so why am I wasting time posting in it? At least anyway that's what I'm thinking.

 

[Townsend]

You're thinking this thread belongs in GD, so why am I wasting time posting in it? At least anyway that's what I'm thinking.

You think this all a big joke!

 

[Smurf]

Yeah! This isn't a joke! Me and Pengwuino finally have worshippers. Time to start up our church and ascend to godhood!

 

[Archon]

Yeah! This isn't a joke! Me and Pengwuino finally have worshippers. Time to start up our church and ascend to godhood!

So which one of you gets to be the "good" god? You should start campaigning now, before it's too late. Incidentally, I'm the best divine campaign manager there is. Remember Jesus? Well...

And you need to create some divine rules for your mindless worshippers to follow.

 

[Smurf]

So which one of you gets to be the "good" god? You should start campaigning now, before it's too late. Incidentally, I'm the best divine campaign manager there is. Remember Jesus? Well...

You're hired... wait, who did Muhammad, and Buddha, and all those other religious leaders. Tell you what, you're hired and I'll build you a team as soon as I find them. There seems to be such a shortage of divine campaigners recently, maybe I could mix some scientific ones in.

And you need to create some divine rules for your mindless worshippers to follow.

Hmm, what do you recommend? I mean the 10 commandments worked for Jesus, but that's a bit out of fashion now, especially "Be good to your parents" or wahtever it is.