Discovering the Master Equation: My Peculiar Cereal Encounter

[lan418]

Well, I was just eating my "cocoa puffs" cereal until I noticed something peculiar about it. As I go on pondering about what is so weird about my normal cereal...I've accidentally stumbled upon the master equation that governs the universe, the theory to everything...all in one morning!

 

[chroot]

Yippee.

- Warren

 

[LURCH]

Lemme geuss: "42"?

 

[lan418]

What important discoveries have YOU guys made?

 

[Eh]

The discovery that snorting crack is BAD. Especially before breakfast.

 

[russ_watters]

Originally posted by lan418
What important discoveries have YOU guys made?

I discovered this smelly, yellow, cheezy stuff between my toes. I'm currently investigating marketing opportunities. Would you like to participate in my market research study?

 

[Sariaht]

Originally posted by lan418

A liar is a person who lies.

If you're an ashole and i call you nice, I'm a liar.

 

[lan418]

I'm not a liar. Hey, you got awesome spelling.

 

[franznietzsche]

well i was driving home from a tasty brunch, and an idea suddenly occurred to me: if i crash into the car in front of me at exacly the right angle the sound produced would be equivalent to playing all of the sound in BNL's song Brian Wilson in a single second. However i decided not to test the theory because 1) i like my car, 2) my insurance is too high already, and 3) i like my car.

 

[Sariaht]

Originally posted by lan418
I'm not a liar. Hey, you got awesome spelling.

If you're not a liar, how come you lie?

It seems like you're, as they say, the crap in crapckot theroy,
that will never be of any use to anyone.

Erik-Olof Wallman

 

[lan418]

Originally posted by Sariaht
If you're not a liar, how come you lie?

It seems like you're, as they say, the crap in crapckot theroy,
that will never be of any use to anyone.

Erik-Olof Wallman

Hey, you ever heard of sarcasm and humor? uh-oh. You've ruined the topic, too late.

 

[Sariaht]

Originally posted by lan418
Hey, you ever heard of sarcasm and humor? uh-oh. You've ruined the topic, too late.

Admit it; you're talking to me.

Cause i know you are

 

[lan418]

Originally posted by Sariaht
Admit it; you're talking to me.

Cause i know you are

With all due respect too.

 

[Sariaht]

Eat the devils bread.

 

[franznietzsche]

Originally posted by Sariaht
Eat the devils bread.

hmm yum...bleedin innards bread...mmmm.