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As the name suggests, this thread is for those who wish to make up their very own god.
Examining the way this has been done for many thousands of years, I have determined that there are a few rules, but nobody seems to know what they are, so have at it in any way you see fit!
I will, of course start this whole thing off.
My God.
Is big and furry, kind of like scully from monsters inc. He spends a lot of time bowling, but occasionally takes time to pay a vist to Earth and perform some good deeds, such as every good thing that happens on earth. He doesn't care much for rap but thinks rock music is the greatest and most important achievment of his children, in fact, he plans to take Audioslave to school for the next show and tell.
He never gets angry, but is often sad. He hopes his little critters will not end up blowing themselfs up. He tries to guide them to enlightenment and peace but has less time now with so much homework piling up. He does not know everything, but, compared to us he does.
He dislikes being told what to do, or what he is. He always feels sad about all the pain and confusion his creations undergo, but he understands the necessity of it for their growth. He als... wow what is that.. ... ... he is.. talking to me.. ... ..
I'm sorry, I can't tell you anything more about my god. Apparentely, I have told you far too much already, so must end this communication immeadiately else I will face a "divine nuggy," I don't know what that is, but, I really don't want to find out.
Examining the way this has been done for many thousands of years, I have determined that there are a few rules, but nobody seems to know what they are, so have at it in any way you see fit!
I will, of course start this whole thing off.
My God.
Is big and furry, kind of like scully from monsters inc. He spends a lot of time bowling, but occasionally takes time to pay a vist to Earth and perform some good deeds, such as every good thing that happens on earth. He doesn't care much for rap but thinks rock music is the greatest and most important achievment of his children, in fact, he plans to take Audioslave to school for the next show and tell.
He never gets angry, but is often sad. He hopes his little critters will not end up blowing themselfs up. He tries to guide them to enlightenment and peace but has less time now with so much homework piling up. He does not know everything, but, compared to us he does.
He dislikes being told what to do, or what he is. He always feels sad about all the pain and confusion his creations undergo, but he understands the necessity of it for their growth. He als... wow what is that.. ... ... he is.. talking to me.. ... ..
I'm sorry, I can't tell you anything more about my god. Apparentely, I have told you far too much already, so must end this communication immeadiately else I will face a "divine nuggy," I don't know what that is, but, I really don't want to find out.
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