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Do you think the aliens will accept me?

  1. May 18, 2010 #1
    I'm feeling a bit shamed by the human race currently do you think I could defect to the martians? Has anyone else ever wondered if it was possible to be relocated to a planet with smart people? I mean really what did I do wrong to be stuck here with ya'll?
     
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  3. May 18, 2010 #2

    Office_Shredder

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    But then you'd be the dumbest person in the world
     
  4. May 18, 2010 #3

    drizzle

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    People like you are meant to be on this planet... You know, to keep it balanced! :biggrin:
     
  5. May 18, 2010 #4

    phyzguy

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    We were all wondering how we got stuck with you.
     
  6. May 18, 2010 #5

    Dembadon

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    What are you doing asking a bunch of shameful imbeciles questions? Wouldn't you be better off asking the aliens directly? :wink:

    Also, using correct punctuation will help us idiots understand your superior intellect.
     
  7. May 18, 2010 #6

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    Right, don't you know it's y'all, not ya'll?
     
  8. May 18, 2010 #7
    No I don't believe aliens will care how well I spell english in fact even using it may be a reason for rejection :(
     
  9. May 18, 2010 #8
    Why ? To feel even more ashamed than you already are ?
     
  10. May 18, 2010 #9
    I'm fine with feeling ashamed. Living on a planet where they spin magnets to generate power I am not...
     
  11. May 18, 2010 #10
    If it's any help, I don't think you're any smarter than we are. How's this?

    Currently, I'm feeling a bit ashamed of the human race. Do you think I could defect to the Martians? Has anyone else ever wondered if it were possible to be relocated to a planet with smart people? I mean really, what did I do wrong to be stuck here with you?
     
  12. May 18, 2010 #11
    Doesn't carry the same effect... Anyhow all I really was trying to start up was a thread for people who feel like aliens in a world full of humans.
     
  13. May 18, 2010 #12
    If you don't feel human, may I respectfully suggest therapy ? You may have a hard time coping with the rest of us.
     
  14. May 18, 2010 #13
    You can't say that the effect you carried was all that good.
     
  15. May 18, 2010 #14
    Oh believe me I do have a hard time coping with y'all but I must so I do. I should just move to rain forest and hope it doesn't get chopped down to power a train that takes people to new places. However unrealistic that is.
     
  16. May 18, 2010 #15

    I believe you will die 1001 deaths in the rain forest before said rain forest has any chance to be chopped down by technology :P

    Have fun coping with malaria, infected wounds, venomous snakes and insects, predators who will eat you like a insignificant snack, building a shelter, hunting for food, and other such mundane activities.
     
  17. May 18, 2010 #16
    Eh if monkeys can take it so could I.
     
  18. May 18, 2010 #17
    Sure magpies. As you say.
     
  19. May 18, 2010 #18
    Whats so hard about living in a rain forest anyhow? Just climb a fig tree and your good to go...
     
  20. May 18, 2010 #19

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    Rain forests don't have much food that can be eaten by humans. That's why the native inhabitants eat anything they can, insects, rodents, reptiles.
     
  21. May 18, 2010 #20
    Thouse can all be eaten by humans...
     
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