Exploring the Physics of Santa Claus on Christmas

• Peter.E
In summary, the conversation is about a humorous and detailed analysis of the feasibility of Santa Claus delivering presents on Christmas Eve, taking into account factors such as the number of children in the world, the time zones and speed of his sleigh, and the weight and capabilities of his reindeer. The conclusion is that if Santa did exist, he would not be able to survive the physical demands of his job.
Peter.E
After many careful hours of painstaking research, I have compiled the most expansive physics experiment ever performed on Santa Claus. I hope you can give me the due credit when you show off your cute article. After all, it is my life, my thesis, my reason for existence on this blessed earth. Well, here is my inquiry into Santa Claus.

1. No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not COMPLETELY rule out flying reindeer, which only Santa has ever seen.

2. There are 2 billion children (persons under 18) in the world. BUT since Santa doesn't (appear) to handle the Muslim, Hindu, Jewish, and Buddhist children, that reduces the workload to 15% of the total - 378 million according to the Population Reference Bureau. At an average (census) rate of 3.5 children per household, that's 91.8 million homes. One presumes there exists at least one good child in each.

3. Santa has 31 of hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming he travels east to west (which seems logical). This works out to 822.6 visits per second. This is to say that for each Christian household with good children, Santa has 1/1000th of a second to park, hop out of the sleigh, jump down the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the remaining presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been left, get back up the chimney, get back into the sleigh and move on to the next house. This means that Santa's sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second, 3,000 times the speed of sound. For purposes of comparison, the fastest man-made vehicle on earth, the Ulysses space probe, moves at a porky 27.4 miles per second - a conventional reindeer can run, tops, 15 miles per hour.

4. The payload on the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming that each good child gets nothing more than a medium-sized Lego set (2 pounds), the sleigh is carrying 321,300 tons, not counting Santa, who is invariable described as overweight. On land, conventional reindeer can pull no more than 300 pounds. Even granting that "flying reindeer" (see point #1) could pull TEN TIMES the normal amount, we cannot do the job with eight, or even nine. We need 214,200 reindeer. This increases the payload - not even counting the weight of the sleigh - to 353,430 tons. Again, for comparison - this is four times the weight of the Queen Elizabeth.

5. 353,00 tons traveling at 650 miles per second creates enormous air resistance - this will heat the reindeer up in the same fashion as spacecraft s re-entering the Earth's atmosphere. The lead pair of reindeer will absorb 14.3 QUINTILLION joules of energy. Per second. Each. In short, they will burst into flame almost instantaneously, exposing the reindeer behind them, and create deafening sonic booms in their wake. The entire reindeer team will be vaporized within 4.26 thousandths of a second. Santa, meanwhile, will be subjected to centrifugal forces 17,500.06 times greater than gravity. A 250-pound Santa (which seems ludicrously slim) would be pinned to the back of his sleigh by 4,315,015 pounds of force.

In conclusion -
If Santa ever DID deliver presents on Christmas Eve, he's dead now.

NB. This is not by me, my dad thought i'd find it funny

Santa is magic, DUH!

Well I thought this was funny...

Peter.E said:
Well I thought this was funny...
Me too! And a lot of work seems to have gone into it. It musn't go unappreciated.

It's very funny, it's been around several years though.

Peter.E said:
Well I thought this was funny...

You've crushed all my dreams of ever meeting him. SANTA'S DEAD!

What is the physics behind Santa's sleigh and reindeer flying?

The physics behind Santa's sleigh and reindeer flying is based on the concept of lift. The wings of the sleigh and the movement of the reindeer create an upward force that counteracts the force of gravity. This lift is also aided by the speed and angle of the sleigh and reindeer, as well as the air resistance.

How does Santa travel around the world in one night?

Santa is able to travel around the world in one night due to the theory of relativity. As he travels at extremely high speeds, time slows down for him, allowing him to cover vast distances in a short amount of time. Additionally, he has a magical ability to bend time and space, allowing him to visit every household in one night.

What keeps Santa warm while flying in the cold night sky?

Santa's red suit is not just for fashion, it actually serves an important purpose in keeping him warm while flying in the cold night sky. The suit is made of a special material that traps heat and insulates his body, keeping him warm and cozy as he delivers presents.

How does Santa fit all the presents in his sleigh?

Santa's sleigh has a magical ability to expand and fit any amount of presents. This is possible due to the concept of dimensional transcendence, where an object can hold more space on the inside than it appears on the outside. This allows Santa to fit all the presents in his seemingly small sleigh.

What happens to the cookies and milk left for Santa?

The cookies and milk left for Santa are actually transformed into energy as he consumes them. This energy gives him the fuel he needs to continue his journey and deliver presents to all the children around the world. So, make sure to leave out some delicious treats for Santa on Christmas Eve!

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