Lost in a Corn Maze: How One Family's Adventure Turned into a Rescue Mission

[lisab]

Who would bring a 3-week-old infant to a corn maze?

Well this family did, and they got lost...had to call 911 for a rescue once night fell. The police came and sent in the dogs, who had no problem finding the family.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/44875752/ns/us_news-weird_news/#.TpYPm94Uqso

 

[micromass]

Does it make me a bad person if I find this story incredibly funny??

 

[Mororvia]

Does it make me a bad person if I find this story incredibly funny??

No.

I guess those corn walls were pretty sturdy eh? Couldn't just walk through the corn to get out?

 

[rootX]

Awesome Venn diagram

Just few days ago, I was dreaming of starting a maze business.

 

[Jimmy Snyder]

Does it make me a bad person if I find this story incredibly funny??

I'm grinning from ear to ear.

 

[jeebs]

can't you just smash your way through corn plants?

 

[rhody]

Who would bring a 3-week-old infant to a corn maze?

Well this family did, and they got lost...had to call 911 for a rescue once night fell. The police came and sent in the dogs, who had no problem finding the family.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/44875752/ns/us_news-weird_news/#.TpYPm94Uqso

Talk news was all over this one today, I like your Venn Lisa, what do you think Dave, does it top yours, for comic effect that is ?

Rhody... shakes his head... mutters to himself...

 

[Proton Soup]

can't you just smash your way through corn plants?

it's hard to think when you're being stalked

 

[Borg]

I'm amazed.

 

[Jimmy Snyder]

I'm amazed.

Because of the maize?

 

[Borg]

Because of the maize?

Aw shucks, you got me.

 

[Jimmy Snyder]

After the news of these flakes popped up, I sent my investigators to Danvers to see if there was a kernel of truth to this corny story that has caused a bumper crop of bad puns. I am able to announce that it is true, and that the National Enquirer has bought the rights to the story and will soon serialize it.

 

[PAllen]

After the news of these flakes popped up, I sent my investigators to Danvers to see if there was a kernel of truth to this corny story that has caused a bumper crop of bad puns. I am able to announce that it is true, and that the National Enquirer has bought the rights to the story and will soon serialize it.

cerealize?

 

[Astronuc]

I hope the couple was billed for their rescue - and their stupidity.

 

[DaveC426913]

what do you think Dave, does it top yours, for comic effect that is ?

Mine was a pictogram too. And in colour.

Triple threat.

 

[edward]

can't you just smash your way through corn plants?

You could but since you are lost you would just end up walking in circles. Then other people in the maze would find your circle and everyone would be lost.

 

[Ivan Seeking]

You could but since you are lost you would just end up walking in circles. Then other people in the maze would find your circle and everyone would be lost.

Hence the origins of crop circles.

 

[edward]

Hence the origins of crop circles.

 

[DoggerDan]

These corny jokes are thick as syrup.

 

[BobG]

If they had BlondeStar, they would have gotten immediate assistance without having to have public emergency teams respond at tax payer expense.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrt2q6Mpeyc

 

[FlexGunship]

cerealize?

This... this is good...