To find the zeros of the function f(x) = third square root of |x^2 - 9| - 3, the equation should be rearranged to |x^2 - 9| = 27. This leads to two cases: when x^2 - 9 = 27, yielding x = ±6, and when x^2 - 9 = -27, which is not possible for real numbers. The discussion highlights the importance of considering the absolute value's argument, distinguishing between cases where x^2 is greater than or less than 9. Additionally, there is a side conversation about the terminology used for cube roots, with some expressing frustration over the phrase "third square root." The key takeaway is that the function has two real solutions, x = 6 and x = -6.