Funniest member - Artman, Danger, MIH, BobG, etc

[Danger]

I suspect that his mama told him that it's evil to look at them. Good thing he doesn't use a straight-razor.

 

[zoobyshoe]

Yes, son... I know about the italics button.
The old one was a bit of a hassle, and the new one didn't work on my Mac the last time I tried it, so I just got used to typing it instead.

http://www.freenet.de/freenet/film_und_musik/dvd/bildershows/columbo/bilder_gross/01.jpeg
Oh. So you knew about the italics button, but...lemmesee...the old was "a bit of a hassle" and the new one didn't work on your Mac...so you typed it instead. I see. Well, I guess that's all the questions I had Mr. Danger. Tank you very much.

 

[Danger]

Any time. Always glad to help out the law. Or is that help the outlaw? Either way...

 

[zoobyshoe]

Any time. Always glad to help out the law. Or is that help the outlaw? Either way...

http://www.13emerue.fr/Images/401928/208355/columbo_img3.jpg

Oh...dats funny, Mr. Danger. "Or the outlaw". Yes. Very very funny. I'll have to tell that one to Missus Columbo. She'll get a kick out of it. "Or the outlaw".

So...what did I write here? "Old one:hassle Mac didn't work." But of course, you knew about it all the time. So. That's that. Tank you very much. You've been a big help.

 

[Danger]

I hate to leave on that note, but I'm late for my darts match. I'll get back to you late tonight or tomorrow morning.

 

[Moonbear]

Any time. Always glad to help out the law. Or is that help the outlaw? Either way...

I thought it was more that you liked to help the law out.

 

[El Hombre Invisible]

Shouldn't be shaving your nads in the dark. I can't imagine them needing it so bad that you couldn't wait until daylight.

Ha! Poor choice of exclamation on my part. How would that work, I wonder. I presume waxing would be less dangerous, but more painful?

Wait here, I'll find out.

 

[El Hombre Invisible]

No, I forgot about electric razors. They're best, I think. Silly me.

 

[tribdog]

have you ever seen one of those Epiladies? rotating springs that grab the hair and rips it out. I had to see how it worked. OMG! Very uncool.

 

[El Hombre Invisible]

have you ever seen one of those Epiladies? rotating springs that grab the hair and rips it out. I had to see how it worked. OMG! Very uncool.

I thought epiladies were women who convulsed on the floor when subjected to strobe lighting.

Look, stop now. The bros. have receded into my pelvis and refuse to come out until we change the subject.

 

[tribdog]

oh, you still have those gerbils? And they aren't bros, one is female.

 

[Danger]

I thought it was more that you liked to help the law out.

I'm so surrounded by in-laws now that I can't even tell any more.

 

[Danger]

I thought epiladies were women who convulsed on the floor when subjected to strobe lighting.
Look, stop now. The bros. have receded into my pelvis and refuse to come out until we change the subject.

x2 (You earned 3 for each of those.)

 

[El Hombre Invisible]

oh, you still have those gerbils? And they aren't bros, one is female.

That's... just... Everytime I think about it my mind bends away from the idea like two like-charged magnets trying to dance a waltz.

My band has just changed its name to The 5hitting Jesuses. I'm so proud of that one.

 

[El Hombre Invisible]

x2 (You earned 3 for each of those.)

Ha ha! Complicated scoring system.

I'm giving you (t) = 0 + e^ - 1/ + t^2.

 

[Danger]

I'm giving you (t) = 0 + e^ - 1/ + t^2.

Am I reading it wrong, or does that say that I'm a square with only 9 toes?

Love your band name, by the bye. Do you actually spell it with a '5', or is that just to bypass the PF censor?

 

[El Hombre Invisible]

Am I reading it wrong, or does that say that I'm a square with only 9 toes?

Probably. I shouldn't do math-related humour. I'm bad enough at humour, but I suck terribly at math.

Love your band name, by the bye. Do you actually spell it with a '5', or is that just to bypass the PF censor?

Purely a ruse to fool to the large lunar mammals among us. Alternatively I could have said we were now called 'The Lace Curtain Jesuses' and that... actually is odd enough to work. Glad you like the name. You can be an honourary groupie.

Why is that the polls are closed on the 9th but the awards aren't announced until the 12th? Can't we just look at the polls to see who won?

 

[Danger]

Why is that the polls are closed on the 9th but the awards aren't announced until the 12th? Can't we just look at the polls to see who won?

I think that they have to double-check all of the filters to make sure that none of the Florida folks sneaked in fake Bush votes.

 

[El Hombre Invisible]

I think that they have to double-check all of the filters to make sure that none of the Florida folks sneaked in fake Bush votes.

Heh heh. PF scandal as Community Spirit ballot found stuffed behind a pew in a church. Bernhardt Media announces winner before the results are in. I can see it all now...

 

[tribdog]

hey, we had some cheating last year, but I got away with it.