How to Learn Chinese in Just 5 Minutes?

[Lisa!]

Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes!

http://office-humour.co.uk/content/images/2006/10/4980.jpg

 

[Evo]

 

[neutrino]

I realized it only after reading #5.

 

[Evo]

I realized it only after reading #5.

Yep, #5 for me too.

 

[Sane]

Fa Kin Hua Som! It worked! In less than 5 minutes too! Thanks a bunch!

 

[Danger]

I got it on #3, but I'm pretty sure that #4 would have nailed it down.

 

[mattmns]

Realized? Got it on #3? What are you all talking about? Am I missing something?

 

[Danger]

Reminds me of a tongue-twister my previous boss showed me. You just have to see how fast you can read the list out loud.

I
Sofa
King
We
Todd
Did

It's harder than it looks.

 

[Evo]

Realized? Got it on #3? What are you all talking about? Am I missing something?

Still haven't got it, huh?

 

[Moonbear]

Wow, you all are slow! You didn't pick up on it from the first one? I'll bet you all cheated and didn't really say them aloud!

 

[JamesU]

Reminds me of a tongue-twister my previous boss showed me. You just have to see how fast you can read the list out loud.

I
Sofa
King
We
Todd
Did

It's harder than it looks.

that's not really a tongue twister, I can do it fast and I suck at reading tongue twisters :\

 

[mattmns]

Still haven't got it, huh?

The only thing I could think you are talking about is the pronunciation of the "Chinese" phrases, in which case it was obvious from the very first one.

 

[JasonRox]

The only thing I could think you are talking about is the pronunciation of the "Chinese" phrases, in which case it was obvious from the very first one.

Get yourself an Avatar.

Yeah, I thought it was hilarious. My girlfriend just sent it to her Hong Kong friend, who is hilarious in his own right. Very humourous.

 

[moose]

I said the first one in the accent that Kim Jong Il had in Team America: World Police and instantly got it. I chuckled at myself

 

[Gokul43201]

Am I seeing a lot of new avatars all of a sudden, or is it just the beer?

 

[big man]

Reminds me of a tongue-twister my previous boss showed me. You just have to see how fast you can read the list out loud.

I
Sofa
King
We
Todd
Did

It's harder than it looks.

Sounds like "I so ****ing wetarded" when I say it fast.

 

[Danger]

Sounds like "I so ****ing wetarded" when I say it fast.

Correctomundo...

Now let's just lie in the weeds and see how long it takes Yomamma to figure it out.

 

[moose]

Am I seeing a lot of new avatars all of a sudden, or is it just the beer?

Umm, I don't know about the others, but I became a contributor today...

Now let's just lie in the weeds and see how long it takes Yomamma to figure it out.

That's what I was thinking is yomamma sitting there yelling out "I so f****ng weetawded" while his mom walks by his room or something?

 

[Danger]

Probably not, but that's a vision that I shall cherish for the rest of my life.

 

[Evo]

Umm, I don't know about the others, but I became a contributor today...


That's what I was thinking is yomamma sitting there yelling out "I so f****ng weetawded" while his mom walks by his room or something?

MOOOSE!

You've gone GOLD. <Whaps Moose with a block of frozen chum.> sorry, MIH used the last fish

I love your avatar! That has to be the BEST avatar on PF! :!)

 

[Moonbear]

I love your avatar! That has to be the BEST avatar on PF! :!)

That's just the mom in you that appreciates the handmade ones much better than the store bought ones.

I think his signature line is my favorite ever, though. Gotta love a good sense of humor!

 

[Evo]

That's just the mom in you that appreciates the handmade ones much better than the store bought ones.

So true. Is the moose vomiting or breathing fire?

 

[turbo]

So true. Is the moose vomiting or breathing fire?

I think moose is related to Trogdor the Burninator - he just fits in better up there with the moose disguise.

 

[moose]

I drew http://www.twilightus.net/adam/drragon.png" and it was originially meant it to be a dragon, but I guess a moose works too

 

[Evo]

I drew http://www.twilightus.net/adam/drragon.png" and it was originially meant it to be a dragon, but I guess a moose works too

The deadly fire breathing dragonmoose.

 

[turbo]

I drew http://www.twilightus.net/adam/drragon.png" and it was originially meant it to be a dragon, but I guess a moose works too

I was right! He is Trogdor!

http://www.homestarrunner.com/trogdor.html

 

[Jimmy Snyder]

Now post the one on Ebonics. That one's a real knee-slapper too.

 

[marlon]

learn chinese in 5 minutes

HAHA, this is very funny.

Actually, Robert De Niro used a similar concept here :


greets marlon

 

[JamesU]

Correctomundo...

Now let's just lie in the weeds and see how long it takes Yomamma to figure it out.

just read it again, I can't believe I didn't get that

 

[Danger]

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[binzing]

Ha ha, evo you scared me, a girl calls me "moose" and often types it in huge font like that.

 

[binzing]

Wait, WHAT? how did i come across this, it was in bold black on General Discussion...its two years old...wtf mates

 

[~christina~]

sigh...

 

[Greg Bernhardt]

someone spammed it, I deleted it