Well, I'm sure this isn't what you meant...
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But stick with me; my story gets better. Above you see my first car (or rather: my grandfather's last car *sob*). Anyway, it was really more of a sentimental thing, rather than a fantastic piece of blingage.
ORIGINALLY, it was a '92 Buick Century Special.
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At some point after it became mine, I rear ended an SUV with a boat hitch, thereby totaling my front end. And being the kind of kook that I am (and I really couldn't afford to fix it anyway), I decided to put my older sister's front end (from an '85 Oldsmobile Cutlass Ciera) on onto my car (we were junking her's anyhow).
It took some minor modifications (thanks entirely to my brother Jim); but eventually, with a cheap paint job at Maaco, I got it to look like this...
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Ahem...thank-you.
Now, to be a good sport, I should just like to mention also that I was totally in love with this car when I first saw it...
2009 SEL Dark Ink Blue Ford Fusion; which to me at least, is even nicer than the present incarnation.