Is Honking at Elderly Drivers Really Funny?

[Ivan Seeking]

Funny, but I think not.

 

[Astronuc]

Sensitive bumper that is.

 

[Poop-Loops]

Note to self: the natural enemy of a yuppie is an old person.

 

[Andre]

Note to same 'self': yuppies will become old persons if they are lucky.

 

[edward]

I have accepted the fact that growing old beats the alternative.

 

[Poop-Loops]

Staying young and beautiful forever?

 

[GeorginaS]

Staying young and beautiful forever?

How did you manage to get that alternative offered to you?

 

[TheStatutoryApe]

How did you manage to get that alternative offered to you?

A leprechaun with a fountain of youth in his pants.

 

[Poop-Loops]

IN MY PA-- yes, exactly.

 

[Ivan Seeking]

I have accepted the fact that growing old beats the alternative.

If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.

When I get up in the morning I check the obituaries page of the newspaper. If I'm not in there, I get dressed.

- George Burns

 

[Math Is Hard]

That's so great!