Bored Wombat said:
NASA reckons they found some bacteria that were quite happy after days in space on the outside of one of their ships. A virus could probably do much better. Of course a virus couldn't seed life onto a planet. I don't think that a human will colonise a barren rock and terraform it, but a bacteria could after a billion years or so.
Well, maybe. Of course of all the living cells in and on a human only 10% are human http://arjournals.annualreviews.org/doi/abs/10.1146%2Fannurev.mi.31.100177.000543, so there's a lot more mite and bacteria up there than humans, and with that a lot more biodiversity. And some of them live in fairly hostile parts of the gut. And some of them live in skin mite's guts, and a dead skin mite doubles as a space ship, if you're okay with freezing.
Hard vacuum is surprisingly tolerable to some bacteria.
"Unknown to mission planners in 1967 a small colony of Streptococus bacteria traveled to the moon aboard Surveyor 3, stowed away inside the spacecraft 's TV camera. Three years later when Apollo 12 astronauts returned the camera to Earth, scientists were astonished to find that the bacteria were viable." - http://science.nasa.gov/science-news/science-at-nasa/1999/msad13jan99_1/"
Not sure if they could do the decades required to colonise Rigil Kent., but there's probably a few that could do it. You've just got to try with a few. And with all the fauna in and on a human, that's heaps of tries just by flinging a few corpses about space. Or pieces of corpses.
I'd guess fairly harmless at this late stage. But it might be that we are such mites, or their bowel fauna. (Only evolved a bit.)
The best theories as to how life evolved is to posit basic molecules first. If you want to call those mites, it's a bit misleading as you can reduce mites to cells, and proteins... You break molecules and you get more molecules, then atoms. Unless you're aiming for a "We're in the eyelash of god" angle, the 'seeding' hypothesis is based on molecular biology, not introduction of viable life.
Of course, a mite could survive the trip, or not, or a bacteria... once it reaches a destination however, your theory requires one of three things occurs:
1.) Surving entry into an atmosphere, and interstellar radiation (one pass through the Van Allen belts is one thing) the microbe finds a viable living host, either directly or after some period of continued dormancy.
2.) See #1, but instead of a living host, conditions are similar to that of a its ideal 'petri dish'. This would seem more likely than #1, but it's really quite similar, and very unlikely. Bacteria depend on interfaces common to species. Staph may have been viable, but not if you're on a Carbon Earth, or a moon such as Titan.
3.) Survival and viability are NOT the issue, but some of the basic organic molecules act as a scaffold, catalyst, or just "soup in waiting" for life of some kind. Number #3 is already happening, many believe, thanks to comets, and other passages or bombardments. In that sense, there is no need to even posit the space-faring bacteria.
I might add... a virus is MUCH more likely to be a source of life for a planet than a bacterium. A virus seems to be that intermediate stage between simple organic molecules (prions, and basic amino acids) and life (proto-bacteria, etc). The thing is... that kills the hypothesis that there is any benefit to space-faring life... it doesn't need it, and is unlikely to be anything other than raw material.
Then there is the classic: Evolution is based on natural selection, and that cannot kill or help what it can't effect. A single staph Colony in a vacuum can't mutate and benefit from the mutation, because it cannot replicate. Never mind a single bacterium.
As for sling corpses into space, unlike a bacteria or virus, that would simply burn in an atmosphere, assuming it made it that far. Complete bodies would be torn to shreds eventually, making that really just a different way of throwing mites.