Collection of Lame Jokes

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Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

Discussion Character

  • Exploratory
  • Debate/contested
  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

  • #5,521
DrClaude said:
That's not the joke. @fresh_42 posted a link to Facebook which your browser is not displaying.
Yes, I knew that. My response was intended as a joke in itself. But I obviously failed.
 
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DrGreg said:
Yes, I knew that. My response was intended as a joke in itself. But I obviously failed.
I wondered if that was the case.
 
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I'm not really a fan of videos, it was more a test of PF5 than a joke, although it is funny, or sad.
 
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  • #5,525
Note on the office bulletin board.

To the person who stole my anti-depression medication: I hope you're happy now!​
 
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  • #5,526
I admire medical people. Especially brain surgeons. You have to take your hat off to them.
 
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  • #5,527
Whoever has the Voodoo doll of me, can you please scratch my butt?

Thanks, I'm in a public place right now and cannot do it myself.
 
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  • #5,528
I wonder whose idea of a lame joke it was to put this pillar right in, and blocking, one of the sidewalks leading up to our college’s admissions office.

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jtbell said:
I wonder whose idea of a lame joke it was to put this pillar right in, and blocking, one of the sidewalks leading up to our college’s admissions office.
No, it's a clever device to stop moronic pests reaching the admissions office. I think I'll install one of those on my front pathway too.

[Edit:] Or maybe it's to give students some practice with the essential skill of repeatedly banging one's head against brick walls?
 
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strangerep said:
No, it's a clever device to stop moronic pests reaching the admissions office. I think I'll install one of those on my front pathway too.
I know this works in GB, not sure about the states, but everywhere else in Europe it would just ruin the lawn.
 
  • #5,531
Great for wheelchair users...
 
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  • #5,533
Seven reaction options, and still none of them is "groan"...
 
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Do you know Michael Sage?
I think he's 35.
 
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Bandersnatch said:
@Bystander @fresh_42 I know. But that is not the 'this etymology' I was referring to, as you can readily see by comparing your own links to what @Klystron posted. I don't feel too comfortable with my Latin, since it's been a while since I took it (and only a semester), so I'd be happy to learn that there is a 'mate' verb that means 'kill, murder', or that the word 'deci' means 'tenth' (as opposed to e.g. 'decimus').
I will start being careful when someone calls me 'mate' from now on.
 
  • #5,536
fresh_42 said:

These are the guys who also had trouble opening a plastic bag...
 
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fresh_42 said:
I'm not really a fan of videos, it was more a test of PF5 than a joke, although it is funny, or sad.
I didn't get this one either.
 
  • #5,538
WWGD said:
I will start being careful when someone calls me 'mate' from now on.
Mate is really good, you should try it. I prefer the smoked variant.
(And yes, I do not like that English doesn't provide a distinction between geräuchert and geraucht. So no jokes please, it is not my fault that English has a gap here.)
 
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fresh_42 said:
Mate is really good, you should try it. I prefer the smoked variant.
(And yes, I do not like that English doesn't provide a distinction between geräuchert and geraucht. So no jokes please, it is not my fault that English has a gap here.)
well ... that belongs in the thread ... "Today I learned" ... I never knew

of course in Aussie and NZ at least, "mate" would always refer to friend

as in ...


a classic ol Aussie song
 
  • #5,540
davenn said:
well ... that belongs in the thread ... "Today I learned" ... I never knew

of course in Aussie and NZ at least, "mate" would always refer to friend
I like the British version:
 
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fresh_42 said:
I like the British version:

Not too sexy for their shirts?
 
  • #5,542
Why do you only come across lame puns? All the good ones run away!
 
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  • #5,544
I once thought about a career in the hotel industry,
but I had too many reservations.
 
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one for my fellow Monty Python fans

this is brilliant!

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  • #5,546
"How did you celebrate your birthday?"
"No idea. I haven't seen the photos, yet."
 
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  • #5,547
Have you heard? Six of the Seven Dwarfs have gone on strike because they're not Happy.
 
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What a dreadful night. I dreamt something bit me on the neck.

I even got up to check, but the mirror's not working.
 
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Do you know why they never tortured Bilbo Baggins? A bad Hobbit is hard to break.
 
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Ibix said:
Seven reaction options, and still none of them is "groan"...
@Greg Bernhardt: we really, really need that reaction!

jtbell said:
Have you heard? Six of the Seven Dwarfs have gone on strike because they're not Happy.
Steelwolf said:
Do you know why they never tortured Bilbo Baggins? A bad Hobbit is hard to break.
 
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