Collection of Lame Jokes

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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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WWGD said:
And the Vindaloo?
R.I.P.D.? 'Nother great movie...good for "6/7 degrees of Kevin Bacon."
 
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Bystander said:
R.I.P.D.? 'Nother great movie...good for "6/7 degrees of Kevin Bacon."
?? Sounds like a good random catchphrase: " Hey, where's the Vindaloo!".
 
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Ivan Seeking said:
That's a Nordic and a Reptilian.
The caption reads: " You took my $#% shoes!".
 
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Last night I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
 
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Hornbein said:
Last night I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
Are you speaking metaphorically?
 
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Ivan Seeking said:
Are you speaking metaphorically?
Sounds like English to me.
 
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Hornbein said:
Last night I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
Surely you must be joking.

[ Oh right, don't call me Shirley. ]
 
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Hornbein said:
Last night I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
We got ourselves another Marxist in PF !
 
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Hornbein said:
Last night I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
Shooting an elephant... so Orwellian of you.
 
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I don't get it. :nb)
 
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berkeman said:
I don't get it. :nb)
I took it as a 'correlation is not causation' gag.
 
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jack action said:
The pants-belt design is a complete failure.

We need smart pants.
 
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Ivan Seeking said:
The pants-belt design is a complete failure.

We need smart pants.
They have those. They're called elastic waistbands.

But all seriousness aside, I found a new type of belt that has no annoying buckle. It just sort of cinches back from the front loops. I hate buckles. They give me funny-lookin' marks on me bellie.
a new type of belt
 
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Ivan Seeking said:
We need smart pants.
Kinda' :nb)
 
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DaveC426913 said:
They have those. They're called elastic waistbands.

But all seriousness aside, I found a new type of belt that has no annoying buckle. It just sort of cinches back from the front loops. I hate buckles. They give me funny-lookin' marks on me bellie.
a new type of belt
That looks like it will try to pull the pants open. Nice figure you have there, BTW...

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There are things there I can't unsee. Things I never knew.
 
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Ivan Seeking said:

My wife - who is in the pregnancy and child birth industry - is amused to no end to see all these macho Dodge Ram owners with a uterus on their trucks.

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Mechanic: You need a new transmission.

Client: What's a transmission?

Mechanic: Haha ... did I say one? I meant to say you need two new transmissions.
 
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Ivan Seeking said:
The pink box is Midol. Not a good sign.
Your dol(l)? The one you put the pins on? ;).
 
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True: A father told his 18 yo son that he can either send him off to college, or buy him a backhoe.

That really ticked me off. My father never offered to buy me a hoe. Heck, I couldn't even have girls in my room.
 
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"How long you been here oldtimer?"

"You see those hills over there son?"

"Ahm...yes."

"They were here when I came."
 

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