Okay, I just learned how to check which post was the nth post here so just out of curiosity I punched in my birthday. 02/06/69
What's yours?Artman said:There's a mentally deranged truckdriver driving along a remote country road. Whenever he sees a pedestrian near the road he enjoys swerving over and hitting them. He sees a preaher whose car broke down trying to flag down a ride, so he stops and picks him up.
The two drive along for awhile and then the truck driver sees a pedestrian. He thinks, how can I swerve over there without this preacher knowing what I'm doing? So he decides to pretend he is falling asleep. He does this and it works except he can't see if he got the guy or not. So he "wakes" up and says, "Oh my gosh, I must have dosed off, did I hit that guy walking back there?"
The preacher says "No my son. You missed him."
A little while later he sees another one and tries it again. "I was dosing again, did I hit that guy back there?"
"No my son. You missed him."
A little while ater he tries the same thing again. "Oh no, I must have dosed again. Did I hit the guy walking back there?"
"No my son. But you got close enough that time so I could get him with the door."