Let's Keep it PG-13! What's Your Fantasy?

[turbo]

And what type of body does Jennifer Aniston have?

Round prominent butt, smallish breasts...

 

[DaveC426913]

Round prominent butt, smallish breasts...

Are we talkin' the same Jennifer Aniston here??

 

[turbo]

Are we talkin' the same Jennifer Aniston here??

That's the one.

 

[DanP]

And what type of body does Jennifer Aniston have?

The type Turbo's squeeze has.

 

[turbo]

The type Turbo's squeeze has.

Remember that during Friends' run, Aniston was very lean and fit with a body-type that is not real conducive to larger breasts. There was at least one or two episodes for which she must have spend hours in wardrobe getting those plaid pants tailored "just so" to fit so tightly - and yes, her butt was her strong point in those days, IMO.

 

[DanP]

Remember that during Friends' run, Aniston was very lean and fit with a body-type that is not real conducive to larger breasts. There was at least one or two episodes for which she must have spend hours in wardrobe getting those plaid pants tailored "just so" to fit so tightly - and yes, her butt was her strong point in those days, IMO.

Yeah, she was in her early 20s back then IIRC. I don't recall her *** from mid 90s, but maybe Ill pull some friends episodes out and look. Anyway she still has a great body even now. And a nice sexy face too.

Breasts are not really a problem in those days, it's pretty easy to get a new pair if you are unsatisfied.

 

[Evo]

Yeah, she was in her early 20s back then IIRC. I don't recall her *** from mid 90s, but maybe Ill pull some friends episodes out and look. Anyway she still has a great body even now. And a nice sexy face too.

Breasts are not really a problem in those days, it's pretty easy to get a new pair if you are unsatisfied.

From some earlier pictures, it looks like Anniston has had her breasts tampered with, or she's wearing a great padded bra, they look great. There was one photo of her and Pitt at an awards show and she was wearing a very low cut dress and her girls had drooped south quite a bit.

 

[DaveC426913]

From some earlier pictures, it looks like Anniston has had her breasts tampered with...

She did yes.

 

[cronxeh]

From some earlier pictures, it looks like Anniston has had her breasts tampered with

Haha.. "tampering with evidence" came to mind. Yeah she looks very juicy in that picture

 

[turbo]

She did yes.

OK, that explains some things. (2)

I don't follow celebrities, and I haven't seen her in anything after Friends; however, when we moved out to the boonies with few channel choices, my wife started watching Friends reruns for an hour before the news every night. I'm not a great fan of the show, but I've got to admit that Aniston had a really cute butt back then.

 

[cronxeh]

OK, that explains some things. (2)

I don't follow celebrities, and I haven't seen her in anything after Friends; however, when we moved out to the boonies with few channel choices, my wife started watching Friends reruns for an hour before the news every night. I'm not a great fan of the show, but I've got to admit that Aniston had a really cute butt back then.

Well if you are an Aniston butt man, then perhaps you should check out Along Came Polly. The zoolander boy smacks it on film, good stuff indeed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Onqosyhqudk

 

[turbo]

Well if you are an Aniston butt man, then perhaps you should check out Along Came Polly. The zoolander boy smacks it on film, good stuff indeed.

What a cheat! Same little spank over and over again. Slowed down, reversed, re-oriented. Cute butt though.

 

[cronxeh]

What a cheat! Same little spank over and over again. Slowed down, reversed, re-oriented. Cute butt though.

Yeah it is a little tasteless, but the meat quality is good. And by no means would I ever consider Aniston for anything but her physical appearance. I mean let's face it, she is a lousy actor, a lousy friend, and mostly boring.

 

[Evo]

Yeah it is a little tasteless, but the meat quality is good. And by no means would I ever consider Aniston for anything but her physical appearance. I mean let's face it, she is a lousy actor, a lousy friend, and mostly boring.

I like her, she makes cute faces perfect for TV comedy.

 

[cronxeh]

I like her, she makes cute faces perfect for TV comedy.

Yeah she would be useful in bedroom setting with that skillset as well. And I mean really, we can go ape poop crazy with faces and some nasty, and ooompf. She would be good for that role.

 

[DanP]

Cute butt though.

Yes. Cute butt. This is how I think great butt and legs look like (and the way to get it )

[URL]http://doubleyourgains.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/girl-squat-bw.jpg[/URL]

See ? Balanced hamstring and glute development, no folding. So girls, do the back squat and make geeks happy

 

[cronxeh]

Yes. Cute butt. This is how I think great butt and legs look like (and the way to get it )

[URL]http://doubleyourgains.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/girl-squat-bw.jpg[/URL]

See ? Balanced hamstring and glute development, no folding. So girls, do the back squat and make geeks happy

Meh that looks like her ovaries are about to drop off

 

[DanP]

Meh that looks like her ovaries are about to drop off

Rofl, they wont. She looks and probably is stronger than many men I know :P

 

[turbo]

Meh that looks like her ovaries are about to drop off

Man! You could benefit from some perspective. The young lady that taught me how to kayak in heavy white water took up weight-lifting when she injured a shoulder. She began power-lifting in training and became the US junior champion, the world junior champion, the US senior champion, and the world senior champion in the course of a few years.

She is built like a block, but with a baby-face and blue eyes that are to die for. When I see her, I have to brace for impact before the "hug of death". When she was a toddler or young child, I'd roar and grab her in a big hug and shake her all around as a greeting. She's much shorter than me, but could return the favor if she wished.

 

[DanP]

Man! You could benefit from some perspective.

Sport's are god's gift in those lazy and complacent times. Both sexes can benefit tremendously from engaging in strong physical activity for ~6-10h a week. It helps keeping healthy and adds a lot to the quality of life. But yeah, one should put his *** in line and start to practice in order to gain the new perspective.

She began power-lifting in training and became the US junior champion...

Her story is a great one. She took on competitive athletics. Worthy of admiration.

I know a chick close to her mid 40s, she hits the heavy bag in a boxing gym 4-5 times a week (no sparing ) and strength trains 2 times/ week. She looks amazing, outstanding proportions, no loss of feminine looks, men eyes turn after her just about anywhere she walks. Confident , independent and pretty headstrong. I am pretty sure that a big part of what she is today she owes to the many years of recreational sports she did.

 

[FlexGunship]

! haha this thread is a bit difficult under the rules - let's try to keep it pg-13!

Dinner made by my girl, served hot, we eat and cuddle during a movie with hot chocolate and a touch of Kahlua, and after I treat her like my personal...

Wait... PG-13?

...princess.

 

[Evo]

Eating everything I want and it makes me look better.

 

[Dembadon]

Eating everything I want and it makes me look better.

Yes!

I'd also like to have the ability, equipment, and facility to prepare anything I want for as many people as I want.

Being able to fly has always been at/near the top of my list as well.

 

[BobG]

I find myself turned on by women using words with consecutive vowels. The more vowels in a row, the more turned on I get.

Someday, I hope to meet a woman that's turned on by words with a lot of consonants. Her speaking to me in words with consecutive vowels and me speaking to her in words with consecutive consonants would be my dream come true.

 

[FlexGunship]

I find myself turned on by women using words with consecutive vowels. The more vowels in a row, the more turned on I get.

Someday, I hope to meet a woman that's turned on by words with a lot of consonants. Her speaking to me in words with consecutive vowels and me speaking to her in words with consecutive consonants would be my dream come true.

"Queuing... voyeur..."

"Angsts... twelfths..."

 

[PhysDrew]

I'd like to meet a woman who doesn't need a back rub every two seconds of every day! Oh all the things I could do with the extra time...

 

[BobG]

I'd like to meet a woman who doesn't need a back rub every two seconds of every day! Oh all the things I could do with the extra time...

Trade her in for a woman that likes to have her toenails painted. That's much more fun, especially with wine and chocolates.

(And don't dab at the cuticles. Nail polish dries quicker than you think and it winds up looking like a 3-year-old painted her toenails. You have to be bold.)

 

[glueball8]

I find myself turned on by women using words with consecutive vowels. The more vowels in a row, the more turned on I get.

Someday, I hope to meet a woman that's turned on by words with a lot of consonants. Her speaking to me in words with consecutive vowels and me speaking to her in words with consecutive consonants would be my dream come true.

That confused me all day, until now!

xkcd!

 

[CheshireKat]

Trade her in for a woman that likes to have her toenails painted. That's much more fun, especially with wine and chocolates.

(And don't dab at the cuticles. Nail polish dries quicker than you think and it winds up looking like a 3-year-old painted her toenails. You have to be bold.)

the more I read about the "painting toe nails fantasy" the more I like it... ;)

as for the cuticles, that's what q-tips and nail polish remover with vanilla scent are made for, no?

but yeah, I think guys speaking science, that's also a good thing...

so the final fantasy woulld be a guy who does not only paint my toenails, but also talks about the chemistry of the polish, the wine, the chocolate... and afterwards explains the night sky *sigh*

 

[PhysDrew]

Oooo final fantasy. Speaking of which I've changed my fantasy to meeting Celes from final fantasy 6.
Mmmmmm... fictional...