Meanwhile, Microsoft Buys Danger For $500 Million

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The discussion centers around the acquisition of Danger by Microsoft, with participants expressing playful banter and humor about the situation. There are lighthearted remarks about the perceived popularity of Danger and the idea of being "owned" by Microsoft versus a more favorable alternative. Participants joke about the potential for malfunctioning products under Microsoft's ownership and make references to political affiliations and humorous puns. The conversation also touches on the character Clippy, a well-known Microsoft Office assistant, with some confusion about its identity, leading to further jokes. Overall, the thread is characterized by a friendly and humorous exchange among friends celebrating the news of the acquisition.
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Why Danger, I'm so proud to be among your very best PF friends!
 
Indeed, I had no idea you were up for sale...ol' buddy ol' pal! :biggrin:
 
Well, I had no idea that I was so popular. Perhaps I should have taken bids. I would rather be owned by the Sisterhood than Bill Gates. :-p
Now I suppose that I have to start malfunctioning.

hypatia said:
Why Danger, I'm so proud to be among your very best PF friends!

Likewise, Sweetheart.
 
Jeez, I was going to offer $1.75 and figured I had legitimate shot...
 
russ_watters said:
Jeez, I was going to offer $1.75 and figured I had legitimate shot...

I would have considered taking the $1.75, as long as it was accompanied by a written promise to become a card-carrying Democrat. :-p
 
Sellout. =/
 
Poop-Loops said:
Sellout. =/

Hey, I have vices to support, you know.
 
Danger said:
Well, I had no idea that I was so popular. Perhaps I should have taken bids. I would rather be owned by the Sisterhood than Bill Gates. :-p
Now I suppose that I have to start malfunctioning.

:smile: OH, THAT'S why microsoft wanted you! They don't have to work too hard to break you, some components are already failing. :-p :biggrin:
 
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Danger said:
Well, I had no idea that I was so popular. Perhaps I should have taken bids. I would rather be owned by the Sisterhood than Bill Gates. :-p
Now I suppose that I have to start malfunctioning.
You can just keep on with all your bad habits, but now they won't be faults - they'll be "features". :smile:
 
  • #11
Danger said:
I would have considered taking the $1.75, as long as it was accompanied by a written promise to become a card-carrying Democrat. :-p
Sure, why not - as long as I don't have to vote for one, I'll carry whatever card makes you happy.
 
  • #12
So now Clippy will say "Eh"?
 
  • #13
TVP45 said:
So now Clippy will say "Eh"?

:smile: :smile: :smile:

That took me a minute!
 
  • #14
Math Is Hard said:
:smile: :smile: :smile:

That took me a minute!

Just remember that there is nothing that can't be improved by bad puns and arcane references.:biggrin:
 
  • #15
Roflmao3!
 
  • #16
TVP45 said:
So now Clippy will say "Eh"?

If MIH is laughing, that must be funny... but I can't get it. Who or what is 'Clippy'? :confused:
 
  • #17
Danger said:
If MIH is laughing, that must be funny... but I can't get it. Who or what is 'Clippy'? :confused:


Here he is. Helpful little guy..

http://computer-vet.com/weblog/screenshots/clippy.gif
 
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Oh, okay. I was suspecting that it might be some sort of knickname for Hillary Clinton. :redface:
 
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Danger said:
Oh, okay. I was suspecting that it might be some sort of knickname for Hillary Clinton. :redface:

Ouch! That hurts. BTW, we'll trade her to you for another good hockey player.:smile:
 
  • #20
TVP45 said:
we'll trade her to you for another good hockey player.:smile:

Let me think on that for a bit. She's still fairly hot for an old broad, but you already have most of our best players. It's not an easy decision.
 
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