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My genius

  1. Mar 20, 2005 #1
    So, i got back from vacation today, and my mum helped me bring some stuff up to my room. Hugs, kisses, blah blah, and she slips me a 20. I pocket it. Then i'm sitting at the computer in my room, and i'm like, "hmm, you know, i'm so forgetful, i'd better not leave this 20 in my pocket, elsewise i'll end up washing it and losing it." So, i set it on my desk. then i'm like, "nah, i'll end up reaching for my cup and accidently knock the 20 onto the floor then under my desk, and i won't be able to find it." I'd better put it some place safe. Then i'm talking to friends doing my thing and i'm like der, i ought just put it right into my wallet where it'll be safe.

    I get up, go to my purse, get my wallet, sit back at my desk, and i'm like, hmm... where'd i put that 20. i'm looking around under books, under my comp, in the drawers, on the shelf... damn, where'd i put it. Look somemore and i'm like oh crud, i lost it. So i set my wallet down and i decide i need to really search for this 20 now. Afterall, i'm a college student with no job, this money has to last me weeks! So, i'm looking looking looking.... "damn, stupid 20... i guess its only money, sides my grandpa gave me 20 before i left home, and its right there in my wallet.... hmm.. speaking of wallets... where is... oh damn!" so now i'm feeling lovely and stupid because i've missplaced my wallet while looking for my money. Now i'm doubly broke and without ID.

    So i'm searching for my wallet now, and lo and behold, i find the 20... "of course, i put it in the little nightstand drawer, i remember now!" so i'm all happy, and like "woohoo, i'll put it in my wallet... damn!" I'm all alone in my little dorm room... i dunno how i manage to lose stuff so easy. "here wallet, wallet, come here boy!" currently, my wallet is still AWOL.
     
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  3. Mar 20, 2005 #2
    This is me pretty much every day. At least my infamously bad short-term memory gives me excuses for other stuff. :biggrin:
     
  4. Mar 20, 2005 #3
    hmm, so update: i'm a retard. The wallet was in almost the same place as the 20... except one drawer lower. apparently i think that those drawers are a really good place to put things.... i just forget that i think that.... or something... Gah, i have NO short term memory.

    least i'm not alone eh?
     
  5. Mar 20, 2005 #4

    Moonbear

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    Maybe your wallet is wherever tribdog's keys keep going. LOL!
     
  6. Mar 20, 2005 #5
    I know have to wake up in time to find my keys. You would think I would just create a designated spot for them But, I think that would be too efficient.
     
  7. Mar 20, 2005 #6

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    I keep my car keys on a hook by the door and my house keys in my jacket pocket, which hangs on another hook on the back of the door headed toward the garage. In the summer, both sets of keys go on the hook, usually. I don't carry them on the same keychain so it's harder for me to lose both (I can always get in with the garage door opener in the car if I have car keys and get the extra set of house keys, and if I lose the car keys, can get a ride and get in the house with house keys to get my extra set of car keys). Barring all of the above, I have friends who have a house key of mine.
     
  8. Mar 20, 2005 #7

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    Where I worked, we used pass cards. I got mine and carefully secreted it in my belt pouch where I wouldn't misplace it. The next day, I went to get it, but I couldn't figure out what had happened to it. I searched my pouch, my wallet, my pockets, everywhere for a week, but to no avail.

    I had to go back to IT to request another. Embarrassing. This time I would be sure to not lose it. I took care to place it in a place where I would not lose it - in a special pouch pocket - yep ... right NEXT to the first one, so carefully placed where I would not lose it!
     
  9. Mar 20, 2005 #8
    I used to lose stuff a lot more when I was at home and had space to lose it in. Now I'm at college so if something's not in my pocket or thrown onto my desk then it's truly lost. So either things are easily found or completely gone, never to return...
     
  10. Mar 20, 2005 #9

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    LOL! I have one of those for the lab. I have to keep it clipped to my body (on a retractable cord) or else I end up leaving it on lab benches, next to animal cages, on my cafeteria tray, etc. And of course I only realize it after I've walked out the door and locked myself out. I hate those things! :grumpy: Not to mention they track us everywhere we go with them, they know if you've tried it in doors you're not supposed to get in, etc. :eek: (When I first got mine, I was trying it all over the place just to learn what I did and didn't have access to...I wonder what they thought of me.)
     
  11. Mar 21, 2005 #10

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    I have bit of an advantage with the lost keys bit. I never do lose them, of course, but sometimes they're locationally challenged. :rolleyes:
    Anyhow, I'm a retired locksmith among my other 'retired from...' categories. I never leave home without my picks, just in case. Professionally, I always told guys to keep an extra set of car keys in the coin section their wallet, without a ring of course. Doesn't work for women because they always lock their purse in the car.
    As for other lost stuff... woooaaah, is that ever a whole 'nother story!
    I used to have a drafting board about 2 feet wide and 18" long with built-in parallel rule. It was lost for over 2 years once. I finally found it on the dining room table. I'd just never dug down quite far enough looking for it.
     
  12. Mar 21, 2005 #11

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    So you didn't lose the money,afer all. :yuck:
     
  13. Mar 21, 2005 #12

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    I try and keep my keys, wallet and shoes together with my phone. Then when I lose any of them, I can ring myself and follow the brrrrrrring.
     
  14. Mar 21, 2005 #13

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    I must say, sir... It is a distinct pleasure to watch a true genius at work. :approve:
     
  15. Mar 21, 2005 #14

    Moonbear

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    Very clever. I saw a keychain once that was sound activated, somewhat like "the clapper," so it would beep if you made a noise. Sounded good at first, but then I realized it wouldn't know the difference between noises I made looking for the keys and noises around me when the keys were safely in my pocket. :rolleyes: That probably gets really annoying really quickly.
     
  16. Mar 21, 2005 #15

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    What happens if you lose your picks along with your keys? :tongue2:
     
  17. Mar 21, 2005 #16

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    The times I lost my sunglasses, hair clips, or pencils, while they were just sitting on my head :rolleyes:
     
  18. Mar 21, 2005 #17

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    LOL! Our tech does this all the time with her glasses. She keeps two glasses in the lab because she's prone to losing one and doesn't always have time to go looking before she needs them. We make fun of her (in a friendly way) when she has one pair on her head, and the other pair either on her eyes, or tucked under her chin (I don't know how she keeps them there, really) and is looking for both pairs. :tongue2:
     
  19. Mar 21, 2005 #18
    Moonbear, I don't think I've ever seen you post in a thread without somehow finding a way to relate it to tribdog, are you sure this is good for you? I'm worried about you moony, you have an addiction and I think you need to deal with it.

    I'll be here to support you in any way you need to get rid of your tribdog obsession.
     
  20. Mar 21, 2005 #19

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    :cry: It's so hard. Every time someone mentions pyromania, or losing stuff, or stupid ways to get injured, or psycho girlfriends, it's just so hard to NOT think about tribdog! :tongue2: :rofl:
     
  21. Mar 21, 2005 #20

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    Can't happen. :approve: The picks are in a darts case in my hip pocket, one set of car keys and the house keys with spares for the car on separate rings in my front pants pocket, and 2 spare sets for the car in my wallet (1 set is for giving to the mechanic or bartender that I'm leaving in charge of the car). The only drawback is that occassionally one of the picks will find its way partially out of the case and give me a surprise when I sit down. :biggrin:
    If I do happen to misplace the picks (I've left them at home a couple of times), they're quite easy to make out of common materials.
     
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