NASA's exploration of faster, cheaper methods to return Mars samples faces significant challenges, particularly in orbital mechanics, which would make the proposed rocket solution nearly impossible. The volume of material that could be lofted back to Earth would be minimal, and the process would likely cause extensive damage to the samples, rendering them unsuitable for scientific analysis. Additionally, the energy required for such an operation could be comparable to that of a nuclear device, raising ethical concerns about potential impacts on Mars. Current methods, including the use of rovers, remain more viable for studying Martian materials. Overall, the feasibility of this proposed method is highly questionable.