Wouldn't it be lovely if rain was really gumdrops, and snow was M&Ms?
And, if an asteroid the size of Utah is heading towards the earth, we should have 10,000 deep space missiles ready to go to blast it to bits. No, wait a minute, we can send out Bruce Willis on a Titanium armoured Space Shuttle, hope that it isn't hit by any foam insulation during launch, and he and a crew of lovable now uemployed roustabouts from New Orleans can blast it out of the sky, just in time.
In the case of Hurricanes, there should be triple walled levees capable of withstanding 50 ft waves for a month, built in a continuous, impenetrable ring around the entire US coastline. But, just in case, there should be a constantly refreshed emergency supply of fresh food and water, sufficient to feed ten million folks, strategically placed every 50 miles. Coast Guard personnel in constantly idling hovercraft should be ready at a moments notice to sprint to the aid of those in sudden peril, accompanied by armed NG troops to make it safe to save 'the greatest people on earth' from shooting at the helos.
From this point on, citizens of the USA should be required to wear kapok lifevests 24/7/365, just in case.
At birth, citizens should immediately be wrapped in 18 inches of foam from head to toe, just in case. However, the foam must be manufactured without releasing any undue amount of VOCs into the air, preferably by elves.
Because the economy and stability of the greatest country the world has ever seen should not be in a position where one big natural disaster effecting one area should screw it all up.
Oh, and did I mention, we need to do all this without building anymore oil refineries, nuclear power plants, pipelines, coal fired power plants? Without generating any waste? Without spoiling anybody's view? Without big bad business gov't contractors? Without a single eeeevil cor-por-a-shun? Without anyone in sight making more than MW, which, by the way, should be much, much higher?
How? Not my problem. FOrget the math, and try 'solar.' But, don't block anybody's view while you're at it, and don't put it in space, and, well, just do it.
Or Hydrogen? We'll go to the Hydrogen store, and buy some.
WIND! Hey, how about wind! Just...keep your damn windmills away from Teddy's Cape Cod retreat.
We so deserve what we're about to get. With any luck, it culls the herd.