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New State Mottos

  1. Nov 16, 2004 #1

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    This is a few years old, but still funny.

    NEW STATE MOTTOS:

    Alabama:

    At Least We're not Mississippi

    Alaska:

    11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong!

    Arizona:

    But It's a Dry Heat

    Arkansas:

    Litterasy Ain't Everthing

    California:

    As Seen on TV

    Colorado:

    If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother

    Connecticut:

    Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character

    Delaware:

    We Really Do Like the Chemicals in our Water

    Florida:

    Ask Us About Our Grandkids

    Georgia:

    We Put the "Fun" in Fundamentalist Extremism

    Hawaii:

    Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru
    (Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)

    Idaho:

    More Than Just Potatoes... Well Okay, Maybe Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good

    Illinois:

    Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"

    Indiana:

    2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

    Iowa:

    We Do Amazing Things With Corn

    Kansas:

    First Of The Rectangle States

    Kentucky:

    Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

    Louisiana:

    We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign

    Maine:

    We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

    Maryland:

    A Thinking Man's Delaware

    Massachusetts:

    Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)

    Michigan:

    First Line of Defense From the Canadians

    Minnesota:

    "10,000 Lakes and 10,000,000 Mosquitoes"

    Mississippi:

    Come Feel Better About Your Own State

    Missouri:

    Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work

    Montana:

    Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, and Very Little Else

    Nebraska:

    Ask About Our State Motto Contest

    Nevada:

    Whores and Poker!

    New Hampshire:

    Go Away and Leave Us Alone

    New Jersey:

    You Want a ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!

    New Mexico:

    Lizards Make Excellent Pets

    New York:

    You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an Attorney...

    North Carolina:

    Tobacco is a Vegetable

    North Dakota:

    We Really are One of the 50 States!

    Ohio:

    We Wish We Were In Michigan

    Oklahoma:

    Like the Play, only No Singing

    Oregon:

    Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner

    Pennsylvania:

    Cook With Coal

    Rhode Island:

    We're not REALLY an island.

    South Carolina:

    Remember the Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender

    South Dakota:

    Closer Than North Dakota

    Tennessee:

    The Educashun State

    Texas:

    Come for the Barbecues! Stay for the Bloodbaths!

    Utah:

    Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

    Vermont:

    Yep

    Virginia:

    Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?

    Washington:

    Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and Slackers!

    Washington, D.C.:

    Wanna Be Mayor?

    West Virginia:

    One Big Happy Family -- Really!

    Wisconsin:

    Come Cut Our Cheese

    Wyoming:

    Wynot?
     
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  3. Nov 16, 2004 #2

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    British Columbia

    eh

    Alberta

    eh, I'm cold

    Saskatchewan

    eh, I'm really cold

    Manitoba

    eh, okay, I mean cold

    Ontario

    Mosquitos, eh

    Quebec

    bonjour, eh
     
  4. Nov 16, 2004 #3

    Evo

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    I love it!!!! :rofl:
     
  5. Nov 17, 2004 #4

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    In light of recent events I wanted to mention my favorite.
    New Hampshire: Live free or die
     
  6. Nov 17, 2004 #5
    Utah

    Driest state in the country, and darn proud of it.

    California

    Never meet another Republican.


    Central Northern Mariani Islands (US Territory)

    US military protection, without the taxes.

    Minnesota

    Jesse Ventura gonna lay the smack down on your governor.

    I'm out of ideas...
     
  7. Nov 17, 2004 #6

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    Oregon

    Light to moderate precipitation is expected tomorrow.
     
  8. Nov 17, 2004 #7

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    I totally object to this :mad:. Michigan sucks !!

    We're thankful as hell, we're not in Michigan.

    Anyways, we call it Fichigan here...so Muck Fichigan ! :approve:
     
  9. Nov 17, 2004 #8

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    Minnesota

    But at least it's a dry cold.

    or

    Land of the Loons


    Washington

    No, not D.C., the other one

    Oregon

    Bring an Umbrella
     
  10. Nov 17, 2004 #9

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    I love those T-shirts that say:
    "It's all relative in WEST VIRGINIA."
     
  11. Nov 17, 2004 #10
    Massachusetts:
    Gesundheidt

    Colorado:
    Rectangles Rule!

    New Mexico:
    All the poverty and squallor of Old Mexico, but in English.

    Nevada:
    Why's the wind always blow? Cause California sucks.

    New Hampshire:
    Longest Name

    South Carolina:
    Better counters than New Hampshire

    New Hampshire:
    Thinks South Carolina sucks

    South Carolina:
    Screw you New Hampshire

    New Hampshire:
    Up yours SC!

    South Carolina:
    Death to all Yankees

    New Hampshire:
    Bring it on!

    North Carolina:
    Stop it you two! The war's over.

    New Jersey:
    I'm gettin the hell out of here! I'll be in California until those two cool it.

    New York:
    New Jersey's a wuss.

    Wyoming:
    Hehehe

    New Jersey:
    You laughing at me? ARE YOU LAUGHING AT ME? That's it! You wanna step outside?

    England:
    Kids, kids, kids. Can't we leave you alone for a minute without all hell breaking loose?
     
  12. Nov 17, 2004 #11
    Wow, I'm freaking losing my mind. I spent 15 minutes thinking that crap up.
     
  13. Nov 17, 2004 #12
    You're dang right we didn't! The history books are totally wrong!
     
  14. Nov 17, 2004 #13
    New York:
    It's all cows between Buffalo and Albany
     
  15. Nov 17, 2004 #14
    And all hookers going the other way...
     
  16. Nov 18, 2004 #15
    How about you shorten it to

    Montana:

    At least the cows are sane
     
  17. Nov 18, 2004 #16

    Evo

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    Works for me. :rofl:
     
  18. Nov 19, 2004 #17

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    I agree!! Related to this, I saw a t-shirt once in Michigan that was SOOO appropriate.

    Michigan State flower: the traffic cone. (Seriously, they sprout up everywhere in the spring!) :biggrin:

    Oh, one that I always find hysterical:
    Montana: Where men are men, women are scarce, and the sheep run scared. :surprised :rofl:
     
  19. Nov 19, 2004 #18

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    Both wrong. Rhode Island and Providence Plantation has the longest state name. (Definitely trying to overcome feelings of inadequacy).

    Rhode Island ....
    Overcoming feelings of inadequacy

    Rhode Island ....
    It's not the size that counts - It's the time it takes to scream our name
     
  20. Nov 19, 2004 #19
    Befor I forget this one

    Minnesota :

    We support global warrming
     
  21. Nov 19, 2004 #20

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    Well perhaps:

    California : We keep our Republicans in gated communities.
     
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