ApplePion said:
"The frame in which the wire loop is stationary (and the line charge is moving diagonally) is a very important frame, as that's the frame in which one can apply lumped circuit theory (though if the wire velocity is small enough the errors using lumped circuit theory should be relatively small), and the frame in which one can tell whether or not the light bulb at a specific location lights by looking at the electric field."
Let's refer to this frame you describe as "Frame 3". As before, Frame 1 will be the frame where the line of charge is moving in the positive y direction, and the loop moving in the negative x direction; and Frame 2 will be the frame where the line of charge not moving, and the loop of charge having velocity components in the negative y direction and in the negative x direction.
You want to do the calculation in Frame 3. OK, suppose you find that your calculation in Frame 3 leads you to conclude that the LED does not light up. I would then say to you "But look at the calculation in Frame 1. It lights up in frame 1. So we have a conflict. We have a problem." Suppose your calculation in Frame 3 leads you to conclude that the LED does not light up. I would then say to you "But look at the calculation in Frame 2. It does not light up in Frame 2. So we have a conflict. We have a problem."
So doing your calculation in Frame 3 cannot get us out of the problem.
Obviously best would be a coordinate independent computation of involving the Faraday tensor and the conductor world tube, with some general model of a conductor. The inconsistencies are necessarily a result of applying methods outside of the bounds of the simplifications under which they are derived.
My best guess at present is that there is a current in all frames. The case I screwed up before, (frame 1 as you've called it above), except for having a non-uniform (but static) E field, is otherwise identical to a classic demonstration in elementary EM. I
really don't see how the E field could make the current go away, compared to the elementary exercise. So, this seems like the most robust case.
In the other frames, there are issues not normally dealt with for circuits:
Frame 2: a conducting loop moving in a non-uniform (static) E-field
Frame 3: a stationary conducting loop in non-uniform, time varying, E-field (also non-uniform, time varying B field, but by normal rules, this should be irrelevant; but maybe normal rules should be questioned - in a real conductor, electrons are really (approximately) a thermal gas with high individual velocities. In many cases, that can be ignored, but not all. For example, such a model is crucial for deriving the criteria for breakdown of Ohm's law.)
Note, I
do not think simultaneity is relevant. All it does is require that the exact shape and size of the loop is different in each frame. I sincerely doubt the answer to these questions is at all dependent on the shape of the loop. I should add that the orientation of loop I am assuming is that it is in the same plane as the line of current and motion of the loop toward the line. Thus the whole setup is coplanar. I assume this because that gives the maximum current per frame 1 analysis.