I agree with your sentiments about hyperbolic functions. It appears to me that the universe prefers hyperbolic coordinates. The gudermannian function can be implemented with a classic Greek geometry ruler-and-compass construction. Through simple geometric operations, it is easy to demonstrate that the area on the graph which corresponds to rapidity is identical to the definite integral of 1/x, which is ln(x), if one limit is x=1. As a consequence of the rules of integration, rapidity composition is just linear addition, because of the property of the linear addition of the limits of definite integrals. Of all the variables that reference velocity, rapidity is the only one that combines linearly. Further analysis reveals that the non-linear velocity addition rule is merely a translation of the linear addition of rapidities from hyperbolic rotation angles to circular rotation angles and their trig functions. Similarly, the Lorentz Transform matrix itself is easily derived by applying the hyperbolic identities for the sum of two angles. It is for very good reasons that k-calculus is so appropriate for studying relativity. Among other reasons, it is based on the eigenvalues of the matrix. And no discussion of eigenvector decomposition would be complete without reference to the eigenvectors. But Bondi did not make the connection between his k-calculus and eigenvector decomposition. He did imitate it, however, with his radar measurements. After all, it isn't the radar that matters, per se. It is the fact that radar travels at the speed of light, which Einstein asserted was the same for all observers. The equations of the eigenvectors are ct+r=0 and ct-r=0, the world lines of photons. So, while Bondi used radar to make measurements, the coordinates in eigenvector space are determined by light rays, also traveling at the speed of light. If I explain what this means, PF moderation will call it "personal speculation", so I will merely call attention to the fact that the speed of light is invariant with respect to relative velocity of its source or the observer. Since position in eigenspace is measured by light rays, the measurements and the coordinates are also invariant. There is no trace of time dilation or length contraction in the rest frame of eigenspace. Others have mentioned the light rectangles of Mermin. He did not use eigenvector coordinates. As a result, his rectangles have areas that vary (predictably) with velocity. The coordinates in eigenspace are (ct+r,ct-r), and the area of the light rectangle becomes (ct+r)(ct-r) = c²t²-r² = s², the Einstein Interval, a known invariant. Everything about relativity is easier to grasp in eigenspace.
Earlier I remarked that the universe prefers hyperbolic coordinates. Hyperbolic magnitude is s, and hyperbolic rotation angle is rapidity, w. The hyperbolic magnitude is the Einstein interval in both Minkowski spacetime (where it is a vector) and eigenspace (where it is a bivector), while the hyperbolic rotation angle, rapidity, is the same in all three coordinate systems. The implications are an inconvenient truth to mainstream physics, and, apparently, PF moderators as well.