Collection of Science Jokes P2

[DennisN]

 

[gmax137]

one does not simply...

Whenever I see something like this I have to wonder if the actor (Sean Bean in this case) has seen it and what they think about it. I like to think they find it as funny as we do.

 

[mfb]

He knows about it

 

[lekh2003]

Btw., do young people still know what a jumper is?

I can safely say no.

 

[nuuskur]

Chuck Norris can count real numbers.
Chuck Norris can shave all those and only those who don't shave themselves.
Chuck Norris can prove the Banach-Tarski theorem - by explicit construction.
Chuck Norris can prove his own consistency without being inconsistent.

That Chuck Norris is an extremely paradoxical fellow, isn't he?

 

[Ibix]

That Chuck Norris is an extremely paradoxical fellow, isn't he?

Chuck Norris always lies, and can tell you so.

 

[OCR]

That Chuck Norris is an extremely paradoxical fellow, isn't he?

Chuck Norris always lies, and can tell you so.

Lol... clever!

 

[fresh_42]

 

[DennisN]

 

[davenn]

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is it bad that I only recognise Feynman out of that group ??

 

[fresh_42]

is it bad that I only recognise Feynman out of that group ??

Can be compensated by the knowledge where the quote line is taken from

 

[davenn]

Can be compensated by the knowledge where the quote line is taken from

I recognise the line ... can't remember where from ... let me google it

 

[davenn]

Can be compensated by the knowledge where the quote line is taken from

I recognise the line ... can't remember where from ... let me google it

ohhh ... Casablanca, that's right, a movie full of one-liners haha

 

[OCR]

Lol, I got it... left to right...

I'll wait, though... .

Well, first letter of first name only... so you believe me... .

WNERM

 

[Psinter]

But hey. At least he got perfect on the pattern shape identifying IQ test.

 

[fresh_42]

 

[fresh_42]

Not really a joke, at least no intended one, but I thought here's the best fit:
CERN's index system in 1983:

 

[Borg]

Wire, you messing with me?

 

[fresh_42]

Preamble: "borniert" is German for narrow-minded.

There have been three physical institutes around 1930 in Göttingen. Their directors were Robert Pohl, James Franck and Max Born. In order to distinguish the students, someone suggested to call them polished, franked and "borniert". It's reported that Born found it funny, although he got the worst group.

 

[fresh_42]

A surgeon, very busy with himself and his specialist literature, one day read in a newspaper at breakfast the headline "Einstein abolishes the ether!" Shaking his head, he put down the paper and mumbled: "A small appendicitis would be enough to convince this gentleman of the necessity and usefulness of the ether."

 

[fresh_42]

Did we have this already?

 

[DrClaude]

Did we have this already?

Yes: #260

 

[fresh_42]

Yes: #260

I was afraid so. Problem is, it is so hard to search in those forums when there is basically no text. Otherwise I would have done.

 

[davenn]

Love this one !

 

[Mark44]

Love this one !

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Picture b) explains the Oreo-geny of mountain building.

 

[Mark44]

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But hey. At least he got perfect on the pattern shape identifying IQ test.

He should have gotten full credit. The picture starts off with
$\text{If } \lim_{x \to 8} \frac 1 {x - 8} = \infty \dots$
Since this is false, any statement you have in the conclusion (the part after "then") results in an implication that is true.

 

[fresh_42]

 

[mfb]

Fixed: $$\text{If } \lim_{x \to 8} \frac 1 {(x - 8)(x - 8)} = \infty \dots$$

 

[Psinter]

He should have gotten full credit. The picture starts off with
$\text{If } \lim_{x \to 8} \frac 1 {x - 8} = \infty \dots$
Since this is false, any statement you have in the conclusion (the part after "then") results in an implication that is true.

True. Two sided limit does not exist there. I knew before posting, but then I was like: "Meh. It's just a meme."

 

[davenn]