Send Barack Your Baby - Get Kiss, Hug or Hope

[Ivan Seeking]

... When your baby arrives, Barack will give it your choice of a kiss, a hug, or hope.

Your happy baby returns in about 14 business days. [continued]

http://sendbarackyourbaby.com/

 

[WarPhalange]

Let the law suites begin!

 

[OAQfirst]

May I send a camera to commemorate my baby’s time with Barack?

No, as we wouldn’t want your camera to get lost. Instead, a professional photographer records every baby’s special moment, and you can order one set of prints at no charge. Check off your preferred print size on the packing slip you include with your baby.

Lol!

 

[lisab]

Oh that's hilarious - I love it! I'm sending that link to all my friends...

 

[TheStatutoryApe]

Everyone wants to be Barack's Baby Mamma.

 

[B. Elliott]

And the Top Ten list for; What will have changed after Obama kissed your baby is...

#10: Your baby will shipped back with a bill for $100 to pay for the gas which it cost to ship the baby.

#9: Your baby will cry loudly whenever you say the words; 'orbiter', 'lander', or 'rover'.

#8: Your baby will now know more about sex than you do.

#7: Your babies name will have been changed to Mohammed.

#6: A monthly 'I held your baby tax' will have to be paid.

#5: A tax on the monthly 'I held your baby tax' will also have to be paid.

#4: Your baby will be shipped back to you in a box along with wearing a diaper which is 'Made in China'.

#3: Your young baby will begin receiving weekly $9 an hour paychecks for a standardized 40hr work week.

#2: Your baby will be shipped back to you with a free illegal immigrant to take care of.

And the #1: Your baby will now call you 'A typical white person', instead of Mommy.

 

[Ivan Seeking]

And the Top Ten list for; What will have changed after Obama kissed your baby is...

But best of all, your baby will have kissed the next President of the US.

 

[WarPhalange]

And the Top Ten list for; What will have changed after Obama kissed your baby is...

#10: Your baby will shipped back with a bill for $100 to pay for the gas which it cost to ship the baby.

#9: Your baby will cry loudly whenever you say the words; 'orbiter', 'lander', or 'rover'.

#8: Your baby will now know more about sex than you do.

#7: Your babies name will have been changed to Mohammed.

#6: A monthly 'I held your baby tax' will have to be paid.

#5: A tax on the monthly 'I held your baby tax' will also have to be paid.

#4: Your baby will be shipped back to you in a box along with wearing a diaper which is 'Made in China'.

#3: Your young baby will begin receiving weekly $9 an hour paychecks for a standardized 40hr work week.

#2: Your baby will be shipped back to you with a free illegal immigrant to take care of.

And the #1: Your baby will now call you 'A typical white person', instead of Mommy.

Hey! What about Terrorist Fist Jabs?

 

[Ivan Seeking]

Hey! What about Terrorist Fist Jabs?

YES! Already we have seen the effect. The country is full of terrorists.

Where is McCarthy when you need him?

 

[TVP45]

Where is McCarthy when you need him?

Mortimer Snerd has been asking that for years.