She looked at me like *I* was the crazy one

[DaveC426913]

On the way home in the car, my wife informed me that she needs to get home to take some Tylenol and pee.

I strongly advised her to reconsider.

 

[turbo]

There you go, Dave! Get with the program.

 

[wukunlin]

when i read the title i thought this is going to be a thread like this one

 

[Proton Soup]

she should be fine, it's alcohol you have to worry about.

 

[lisab]

I've never understood why people say "take a pee". Clearly, you leave a pee.

 

[rootX]

I've never understood why people say "take a pee". Clearly, you leave a pee.

I don't take a pee but I just pee.

 

[zoobyshoe]

I wonder if anyone on Jeopardy ever said "I'd like to take a "p".

 

[edward]

Waiter I would like to have a bowl of chicken soup...On second thought hold up that chicken and make it pea. Old old old

 

[jtbell]

I wonder if anyone on Jeopardy ever said "I'd like to take a "p".

I think you mean Wheel of Fortune.

 

[zoobyshoe]

I think you mean Wheel of Fortune.

That's right.

 

[DaveC426913]

That's right.

...in the form of a question please...

 

[zoobyshoe]

...in the form of a question please...

May I go pee?

 

[edward]

Contestants get the p for free. They have to buy the vowels. That sounds suspicious to me.

 

[DaveC426913]

Contestants get the p for free. They have to buy the vowels. That sounds suspicious to me.

So, p is free but vowel movements are not...

 

[edward]

So, p is free but vowel movements are not...

 

[rhody]

This thread is really silly, however, it made me smile, way to go Dave... and the rest of the peanut gallery.

Are you competing with Pengy ?

Rhody...

 

[256bits]

To 'p' or not to 'p'
that is the question.