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Doc Al
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Both rare and yet well done.jim mcnamara said:Are you medium or rare?
Both rare and yet well done.jim mcnamara said:Are you medium or rare?
Evo said:This is from a pop up poll on OKC.
No option for ZERO.On dating websites, how much would you be willing to pay for a bio-chemical test, which measures your match quality with other people? Listing prices from $10 to $200.
Uhm, ok.
<sigh> Just the way I like them.Doc Al said:Both rare and yet well done.
So, I should have men send me their soiled t-shirts? What about old socks?Kurdt said:I thought you could just smell each others sweaty arm pits and if you weren't grossly offended by the smell then you were a chemical match. Thats the cheap option, plus you have fun getting close enough and sweaty enough
Evo said:Since I have your real e-mail address, yes, I slipped you a mickey, your e-mail account wasn't the only thing you confessed...muwahahaha.
Evo said:If no one else volunteers, I'm afraid you're stuck with me until Red Rum returns to unburden you. After all, he did almost become a priest. Patience of a saint, he has.
Evo said:So, I should have men send me their soiled t-shirts? What about old socks?
Kurdt said:I thought you could just smell each others sweaty arm pits and if you weren't grossly offended by the smell then you were a chemical match. Thats the cheap option, plus you have fun getting close enough and sweaty enough
Evo said:Hair's too short.
:rofl:[/URL] Better. Can you get it over the tips of his ears?Astronuc said:Better?
http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/372/dilbertwhairwj9.jpg
What? Where on Earth did she read that?rewebster said:one of the ex's used to go to sleep with her head in/on my armpit-----she told me she had read that it helped (supposedly) stabilize her period.---(anything to help her in that area)
Evo said::rofl: Better. Can you get it over the tips of his ears?
:tongue: Sides, facing front.Astronuc said:Front or back?
I guess you can't see the ponytail from this angle.
Umm - work with me here, Evo - use some imagination. I'm so close.
Oh,[/URL] OH. We're talking now baybee. Put a copy of the Heimskringla in his hands, a glass of sherry in the other. (wait, can you dress him in a silk smoking jacket and an ascot? :!)Astronuc said:Are we there yet?
http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/8540/dilbertwhair2jl6.jpg
You're not asking for much are you?Evo said:Oh, OH. We're talking now baybee. Put a copy of the Heimskringla in his hands, a glass of sherry in the other. (wait, can you dress him in a silk smoking jacket and an ascot? :!)
turbo-1 said:I I told him that he should start doing his laundry in a coin-op laundromat in our town (county seat with lots of smaller towns on the periphery), and when women were coming in the door with loads of laundry, go open the door for them. Then, as he was loading his machines, he should ask harmless things like "how much detergent do you put in these big commercial washers?" etc. If a woman was slightly interested in him, she would help him get squared away, and if she was more interested, she might strike up a conversation. A laundromat on a Saturday afternoon is pretty neutral territory, doing laundry takes time, and talking to somebody who might be interesting can be a whole lot better than thumbing through 2-year-old copies of People magazine. It didn't take him long to meet some good potential dates/mates.
Doc Al said:Both rare and yet well done.
Evo said:Yes, I have. I met a great guy and he was so shy that he had trouble looking at me, getting close to me, one night I finally grabbed him at the curb and kissed him to make it clear I was interested. It took his best friend 3 weeks to get him to call me and ask me out after that. And this was a very well known, powerful attorney here, he was in charge of a few of the most popular charitable dances and social functions in town due to his social status. I couldn't pry words out of his mouth.
[/URL]Astronuc said:Are we there yet?
http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/8540/dilbertwhair2jl6.jpg
Why would you want to say "hi" to such an uppity snit in the first place? Remember that construction workers, contract workers, and technical sales/service people can easily be stuck in your town over the weekend. They will not be hooked into the $/# bulk service and will be mostly unfamiliar with the washing machines and with the dryers. Ladies need not be shut out by the laundromat ploy. There are a lot of guys who are " on the bounce" that are suddenly using coin-op laundries too, so choose well, ladies. His ex may have tossed him for a good reason, but he may well be out there clean and free.Moonbear said:So, a guy who actually heads there to do his laundry might have quite a lot of women to talk to (though many will have husbands and children...though the children are usually tagging along, so pretty easy to spot them). Back when I used laundromats, there was a consistent pattern that any guy who looked like he might be an eligible young professional (as opposed to being a too young for Moonbear college student) would just walk in, head straight to the back office, drop off his laundry at the counter with the person who did laundry by the pound, or pick up the finished laundry, and then head right back out the door...not a moment spent looking around the room, or stopping long enough to even say hello and make an introduction. Dangit!
Why do you assume they were uppity? They may have simply been very busy and in a hurry dropping off clothes before running off to a meeting.turbo-1 said:Why would you want to say "hi" to such an uppity snit in the first place?
It's a nice thought, but there weren't any men at all coming into the laundromat to actually do laundry. I don't know why...it was even next to a pizza parlor, so you could grab a pizza and watch whatever game they had on while waiting for your laundry (and yes, I would sometimes do that too...sometimes had nice conversations with folks in the pizza parlor, though none were ever eligible or sufficiently interesting).Remember that construction workers, contract workers, and technical sales/service people can easily be stuck in your town over the weekend. They will not be hooked into the $/# bulk service and will be mostly unfamiliar with the washing machines and with the dryers. Ladies need not be shut out by the laundromat ploy. There are a lot of guys who are " on the bounce" that are suddenly using coin-op laundries too, so choose well, ladies. His ex may have tossed him for a good reason.
:rofl:Moonbear said:I wouldn't have minded meeting a guy in a laundromat, because at least I'd know he knew how to do his own laundry and wasn't bringing it all home to mom still.
Oh, no smoking, just the jacket.Astronuc said:You're not asking for much are you?
If you give me enough time. I've got to finish clearing the driveway of 10'' of snow.
OK - the Heimskringla is in the basket.
http://omacl.org/Heimskringla/
I'm working on the smoking jacket (but he doesn't smoke) and ascot.
At least you got Dilbert, and not Wally!Evo said:Oh, no smoking, just the jacket.
Wait, he has a beard now. :tongue:
Slight variation on the theme. You prefer clean shaven? If so, I'll arrange an appointment with the barber - for him - not me.Evo said:Oh, no smoking, just the jacket.
Wait, he has a beard now. :tongue:
turbo-1 said:At least you got Dilbert, and not Wally!
No beard or mustache.Astronuc said:Slight variation on the theme. You prefer clean shaven? If so, I'll arrange an appointment with the barber - for him - not me.
BTW - you did mention 'silk smoking jacket'. I not up on all the terminology for fancy duds, since I avoid such attire as much as possible.