Prior to reading this post, I did not even know that the word "larf" existed and had to look it up. ;)
As a rough sketch as to why single photons can be polychromatic consider the way single photons are typically created. The easiest way lies in using some system which offers some blockade effect for an optical transition. That may include single quantum dots, nitrogen-vacancy centers in diamond or single atoms. In all of these cases, you have some states which can only be occupied by one carrier, maybe some excited state of the atom or the exciton ground state of the quantum dot. Now as the carrier goes from the excited state to the ground state, it will take some time until the carrier can be brought back to the excited state again. For this duration you can be sure that only one photon has been emitted and no other photons will follow for a certain duration, so you have a single photon. For some systems, like the mentioned NV-centers in diamond, it is possible that the excited state does not only couple to one certain ground state, but to a continuum of states, maybe via emission into the spectrally broad phonon sideband. The emitted photon will then be in a superposition of many possible emission channels at different energies and therefore be polychromatic (in the sense that it contains probability amplitudes corresponding to all of these different energies).