Vatican Offers Course on Demonic Possession to Tackle Shortage of Exorcists

[Astronuc]

http://www.latimes.com/news/custom/showcase/la-fg-exorcist18feb18.story

Faced with a shortage of skilled clerics, Vatican is offering a course on demonic possession.

By Tracy Wilkinson, Times Staff Writer

ROME — The Roman Catholic Church is facing a shortage you may not have heard about: qualified exorcists.

And so, on Thursday about 100 priests stood, prayed for protection, then sat down to begin an eight-week study of how to distinguish and fight demonic possession.

In Italy, the number of official exorcists has soared during the last 20 years to between 300 and 400, church officials say. But they aren't enough to handle the avalanche of requests for help from hundreds of tormented people who believe they are possessed. In the United States, the shortage is even more acute.

Nowhere is the shortage of exorcists considered more serious than in the U.S., where skepticism about the practice abounds. There are fewer than a dozen official exorcists at U.S. dioceses, and it is a topic most American priests seem to avoid.

Father Christopher Barak traveled from his headquarters in Lincoln, Neb., to Rome to attend the course. Priests in Nebraska have recently heard troubling accounts from parishioners, including unexplained noises in homes and sightings of ghostlike figures, he said.

"There are a lot more behaviors and lifestyles that are not of God," he said. "There's a lot of relativism. Whatever goes, goes. There's a big surge in New Age, pantheism, young people playing with Satanism, a lot of drug use, black magic, psychics are so big, pornography, MTV…. People are not searching for holiness."

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[Moonbear]

:rofl:

Darn, if they're increasing the number of exorcists, that means I'm going to have to work twice as hard now. You know what they say, no rest for the wicked.

 

[Chronos]

Good grief. What is the world coming to when even the pope tries his hand at spinning the pottery wheel?

 

[PerennialII]

Real Friday news, if it's only an 8 weeks course ... it would look really awesome in my resume, or could apply as a test subject ... well, :yuck: .

 

[Kakarot]

im an expert demon hunter myself. i wasnt trained by the vatican though. my teacher was http://www.blizzard.com/diablo2/

 

[Moonbear]

I wouldn't mind a class on demon possession, but exorcism is out of the question! :rofl:

 

[dextercioby]

I wouldn't mind a class on demon possession, but exorcism is out of the question! :rofl:

What...?Possses a demon??And where are u going to keep it...?In leash like Tribdog...?? :tongue2: What are u going to feed with??Tribdogs...? :tongue2: :rofl:

Daniel.

 

[Moonbear]

Oh, hadn't thought of it from that perspective. No, didn't really want to possesses a demon, was thinking more along the lines of a how-to guide for demons.

 

[dextercioby]

"how-to guide for demons" as in demon-sitting...?:tongue2:What about (that)thread-sitting...?Is it no longer viable...?

Danievil.