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I found this video on youtube today. Really good dark comedy!
Any comments from programmers?
Any comments from programmers?
It just keeps getting darker!fresh_42 said:Have you met BOFH already?
I hear the revolver go off, but what the hell, it's 5pm, and not my problem...
Yes, one needs a good portion of black humor. And to know how operating a mainframe works also helps - I think its origin is in the late eighties or early nineties.ShayanJ said:It just keeps getting darker!
ROTFLMAOfresh_42 said:Have you met BOFH already?
A user rings"Do you know why the system is slow?" they ask
"It's probably something to do with..." I look up today's excuse ".. clock speed"
"Oh" (Not knowing what I'm talking about, they're satisfied) "Do you know when it will be fixed?"
"Fixed? There's 275 users on your machine, and one of them is you. Don't be so selfish - logout now and give someone else a chance!"
"But my research results are due in tommorrow and all I need is one page of Laser Print.."
"SURE YOU DO. Well, you just keep telling yourself that buddy!" I hang up.
You'd really think people would learn not to call..
The phone rings. It'll be him again, I know. That annoys me. I put on a gruff voice
"HELLO, SALARIES!"
"Oh, I'm sorry, I've got the wrong number"
"YEAH? Well what's your name buddy? Do you know WASTED phone calls cost money? DO YOU? I've got a good mind to subtract your wasted time, my wasted time, and the cost of this call from your weekly wages! IN FACT I WILL! By the time I've finished with you, YOU'LL OWE US money! WHAT'S YOUR NAME - AND DON'T LIE, WE'VE GOT CALLER ID!"
I hear the phone drop and the sound of running feet - he's obviously going to try and get an alibi by being at the Dean's office. I look up his username and find his department. I ring the Dean's secretary.
"Hello?" she answers
"Hi, SIMON, B.O.F.H. HERE, LISTEN, WHEN THAT GUY COMES RUNNING INTO YOUR OFFICE IN ABOUT 10 SECONDS, CAN YOU GIVE HIM A MESSAGE?"
"I think so..." she says
"TELL HIM `HE CAN RUN, BUT HE CAN'T HIDE'"
ShayanJ said:I found this video on youtube today. Really good dark comedy!
Any comments from programmers?
The video is a dark comedy that follows the story of an angry programmer who is frustrated with his job and takes out his anger on his coworkers and computer.
The video was created by a team of scientists and comedians who wanted to explore the humorous side of the tech industry.
No, the video is purely fictional and not based on any real-life events or individuals.
The creators were inspired by their own experiences working in the tech industry and wanted to use humor to shed light on the frustrations and challenges faced by programmers.
While the video is primarily meant to be entertaining, there are subtle messages about the importance of work-life balance and managing stress in a high-pressure job like programming.