Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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The discussion revolves around the humorous concept of "thread killers" on a forum, where participants analyze who tends to end conversations with their posts. The top offenders identified include franznietzsche, Moonbear, and tribdog, with a playful tone suggesting a competition for the title of "thread killer." Participants debate the validity of counting last posts as a measure of thread-killing ability, arguing that it should be adjusted based on the total number of posts each user has made. The conversation shifts into a light-hearted narrative, likening thread-killing to a horror movie scenario, with participants playfully accusing each other of sabotaging discussions and attempting to "steal" the thread. The banter includes references to fictional scenarios involving dramatic rescues and humorous characterizations, maintaining a light and comedic atmosphere throughout.
  • #8,001
Evo said:
I confess, I've been watching "Tommy Lee goes to college" and I like it. :redface: (and he's hot) (well, except for the tatoos )
I ran into that while changing channels and decided it was time to turn off the TV! You think he's hot? I've never seen why people find him attractive.
 
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  • #8,002
Because he has a big penis
 
  • #8,003
What a nice, friendly discussion
 
  • #8,004
Okay Franzbear, I've got the redesigned ejection seat ready to try out! It's okay, this time I put it in a convertible for you. Hop on in! *straps Franzbear into ejector seat*

There's an orange lever next to the seat, just pull it when you're ready.

Ready? Okay, GO!

*Kabaaam*



*thunk*[/size]

:redface: Oops, I think I was supposed to open the convertible top first. :rolleyes:
 
  • #8,005
Damn 19th century vigilantes must have rigged it! Alpha team, move out!
 
  • #8,006
*chocolate curling scream* Suppressing fire!
 
  • #8,007
Mk said:
Damn 19th century vigilantes must have rigged it! Alpha team, move out!
Oh no! We're under siege, and all my minions have abandoned their posts! They just took their poofy hats and ran, cowards!
 
  • #8,008
*enters cronxeh wearing pink bunny slippers, holding a beer in his right hand*

Eh.. what's up, Doc?
 
  • #8,009
Moonbear said:
Okay Franzbear, I've got the redesigned ejection seat ready to try out! It's okay, this time I put it in a convertible for you. Hop on in! *straps Franzbear into ejector seat*

There's an orange lever next to the seat, just pull it when you're ready.

Ready? Okay, GO!

*Kabaaam*



*thunk*[/size]

:redface: Oops, I think I was supposed to open the convertible top first. :rolleyes:
okay. let's open the convertable top. franzbear, stop bleeding and pull the lever! ready...GO!

*KABLAMMMMM*
...
...
...
...
.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIWWWWWWWWWWWWW...
CRASH!
 
  • #8,010
Darn, I must have forgotten to pack the parachute too. :redface:
 
  • #8,011
no, it was in there. Let's call about a defective parachute. what's the number?

1-800-made-with-holes

hmmm...
 
  • #8,012
Oh, no, I didn't use that company. At the last minute, I found one that was cheaper. 1-800-FISH-NET
 
  • #8,013
oh...that explains the hooks. I thought those were to latch him in...at least he has some nice piercing holes. oh, look there he is...uh oh...a cop!
 
  • #8,014
While yomamma is off at school, why don't we go try redesigning yet another ejector seat version, Franzbear. I think we need to adjust it for your weight. Sit on the seat here and I'll try some different power rockets to see what works best for you.

POP![/size]

*waves away smoke*

Okay, that was obviously not strong enough. Oops, you still seem to be smoldering a bit there. *sprays Franzbear with fire extinguisher*

Let me tweak this over here.

rrrrrrrrrumble KAPOW!
thweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee[/size]

Ooh, that seems to have worked, good height!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH[/size]
Uh oh, did we forget to buckle you in this time?
 
  • #8,015
this thread has lived too long. It's unnatural.
 
  • #8,016
Of course it's unnatural. It's a zombie thread. :devil:
 
  • #8,017
This thread is like an old dog, everybody loves it but the kindest thing to do is put it down.
 
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  • #8,019
I love Stewie.
 
  • #8,020
Andy said:
This thread is like an old dog, everybody loves it but the kindest thing to do is put it down.

Well, we tried, and the darned thing still managed to come back to life! :bugeye:
 
  • #8,021
shhh! he's right here![/size]

Looks like that parachute is never going to work. it's probably bacause you're not falling fast enough. now, hold this stone, and we'll try again...

KABLAMM!

AHHHHHH!

CRASH![/size][/size]
 
  • #8,022
Oh, it's so nice to see yomamma and Franzbear playing together. :smile:
 
  • #8,023
awww, how cute!
 
  • #8,024
he's not moving...oh...his leg is twitching...but, oh, it's not attached...
 
  • #8,025
Moonbear said:
I ran into that while changing channels and decided it was time to turn off the TV! You think he's hot? I've never seen why people find him attractive.
How can you say he's not cute?
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  • #8,026
Evo, can you please stop deleting posts?! fanzbear will never reach 9000 if you don't stop :frown:
 
  • #8,027
Evo said:
I confess, I've been watching "Tommy Lee goes to college" and I like it. :redface: (and he's hot) (well, except for the tatoos )
Tommy sucks at chemistry just like me. Yay! :!) :!) :!)

I like the tattoos
 
  • #8,028
yomamma said:
Evo, can you please stop deleting posts?! fanzbear will never reach 9000 if you don't stop :frown:
How much is it worth to you to temporarily reach 9,000? :biggrin:

One of the things I agreed to do when I restored the thread was to clean out the non-essential posts, which is what I am doing.
 
  • #8,029
Math Is Hard said:
Tommy sucks at chemistry just like me. Yay! :!) :!) :!)

I like the tattoos
A woman with fine taste. :approve:

Yeah, I could live with the tatoos. :-p
 
  • #8,030
i win...
 
  • #8,031
Evo said:
How much is it worth to you to temporarily reach 9,000? :biggrin:

One of the things I agreed to do when I restored the thread was to clean out the non-essential posts, which is what I am doing.


The what now?
 
  • #8,032
They ALL contributed to the welfare of this thread.

Lets all post 50 posts in the next 5 hours before Evo gets to clean out.
 
  • #8,033
I don't get the whole lethal injection procedures..

WHY kill by a series of lethal injections? Isnt it bad enough that logic is missing in this country?

First they inject sodium pentathol, then pancuronium bromide, then potassium chloride.

And then there are the spectators, and the nurse who does the injections.

I say is this retarded or what?
 
  • #8,034
cronxeh said:
I don't get the whole lethal injection procedures..

WHY kill by a series of lethal injections? Isnt it bad enough that logic is missing in this country?

First they inject sodium pentathol, then pancuronium bromide, then potassium chloride.

And then there are the spectators, and the nurse who does the injections.

I say is this retarded or what?
It helps to avoid the cruel and unusual punishment issue by first inducing anesthesia (sodium pentothal is only a short-acting drug), then inject the drugs that will actually kill you. Unfortunately, Franzbear seems to have developed an immunity to all of them.
 
  • #8,035
Yea I get the whole scientific part of the procedure, Mooncubby. I'm more into philosophy lately, actually thinking of changing to a BS in liberal studies with a pretty heavy load in engineering, science, and math classes there.

What is the point of killing a perfectly healthy human specimen? Isnt that kind of against common sense - that by killing the person who killed you will only be that person's wannabee?
 
  • #8,036
cronxeh said:
Yea I get the whole scientific part of the procedure, Mooncubby. I'm more into philosophy lately, actually thinking of changing to a BS in liberal studies with a pretty heavy load in engineering, science, and math classes there.

What is the point of killing a perfectly healthy human specimen? Isnt that kind of against common sense - that by killing the person who killed you will only be that person's wannabee?
Oh, you're arguing against the death penalty in general, not just that particular method.
 
  • #8,037
I killed it
 
  • #8,038
Surely you realize by now you have to do better than that. It's a school night, isn't it past your bedtime? :biggrin: :zzz:
 
  • #8,039
It's 8:48...
 
  • #8,040
yomamma said:
It's 8:48...
No its not, its 2:25.
 
  • #8,041
No, no, no and no. How many times do I have to tell you, you're not going to kill this thread with something so pathetic as a time stamp of your post.
 
  • #8,042
*stares at Moonbear*
 
  • #8,043
You would have to delete the whole thread to delete the non-essential posts, just take this post for instance, completely pointless.

Tommy lee is a legend, he was great in the crue!
 
  • #8,044
This thread is so dead.
 
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  • #8,045
wolram said:
This thread is so dead.
A recent picture Wolram? :bugeye:
 
  • #8,046
Heh, the guys around me said they can't think when I'm on the phone, they love listening to my voice. You people had a chance to hear my voice, but you blew it. :-p
 
  • #8,047
When did I? Where did I? I am 20 years old and i haven't even heard my own mothers voice, and people wonder why I am disturbed.
 
  • #8,048
Evo said:
A recent picture Wolram? :bugeye:

Ooh what stinging wit :-p
 
  • #8,049
Andy said:
When did I? Where did I? I am 20 years old and i haven't even heard my own mothers voice, and people wonder why I am disturbed.
You might have missed the offer.
 
  • #8,050
wolram said:
Ooh what stinging wit :-p
We've been waiting for a new picture of you.
 

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