Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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The discussion revolves around the humorous concept of "thread killers" on a forum, where participants analyze who tends to end conversations with their posts. The top offenders identified include franznietzsche, Moonbear, and tribdog, with a playful tone suggesting a competition for the title of "thread killer." Participants debate the validity of counting last posts as a measure of thread-killing ability, arguing that it should be adjusted based on the total number of posts each user has made. The conversation shifts into a light-hearted narrative, likening thread-killing to a horror movie scenario, with participants playfully accusing each other of sabotaging discussions and attempting to "steal" the thread. The banter includes references to fictional scenarios involving dramatic rescues and humorous characterizations, maintaining a light and comedic atmosphere throughout.
  • #8,101
I saw groot playing with something that looked like a mind. good 'ol chreg was trying to stop him.

kiashoe is walking again. and dansos was dug out of his grave because they were building a new highway.
 
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  • #8,102
A mind is a terrible thing to waste as a kid's toy. :rolleyes:

So good to hear Kiashoe is up and around again. :smile:
 
  • #8,103
she has a slight limp. she's benching 60Lbs though :eek:
 
  • #8,104
Wow! That's a lot for a string. She better be careful not to knot up her muscles doing too much though. It can be hard to work knots out of strings.
 
  • #8,105
I know, it think she's on steroids. yesterday, she tied up all the strings into a rope, hooked them to the celing, and did 87 pull ups on each arm. (or whatever strins have) bear! has been streched out so much, she's in the emergency room. Yovo suddenly developed elasticity, so he's fine.
 
  • #8,106
Then she developed plasticity and now she's not!
 
  • #8,107
yomamma said:
I know, it think she's on steroids. yesterday, she tied up all the strings into a rope, hooked them to the celing, and did 87 pull ups on each arm. (or whatever strins have) bear! has been streched out so much, she's in the emergency room. Yovo suddenly developed elasticity, so he's fine.
I thought strings took stuoids, not steroids. :biggrin: On a more positive note, Kiashoe helped Toxysa! get a job at the gym, as a jump rope.
 
  • #8,108
:smile: I forgot, stuoids. make sure toxysa does not get stepped on, she's fragile
 
  • #8,109
Okay, Franzbear, time to come home from yomamma's house. He's off at school, and I know you're just up to no good hanging around without him home.
 
  • #8,110
Franzbear won't go to school?
 
  • #8,111
Lisa! said:
Franzbear won't go to school?
He went to the school of hard knocks...graduated with honors. :biggrin:
 
  • #8,112
Wow how old is he?
 
  • #8,113
Oh, about 9030 replies. :biggrin:
 
  • #8,114
Come on! Franzbear was born here, so he has to have a birthday!
 
  • #8,115
Lisa! said:
Come on! Franzbear was born here, so he has to have a birthday!
Well, he was conceived on Feb 13, 2005, but I'd have to re-read to find out when he was born. :biggrin:
 
  • #8,116
he's turning 19 thread yeard on september 1st. should we give him a b-day thread?

oh, I realized that vthe franzbear account no longer exists :frown: if you find it, the password is everything
 
  • #8,117
I think Franzbear gets into enough trouble while contained to this thread, no need to unleash him on the rest of the forum. :smile:
 
  • #8,118
aw...I'm depressed...let's kill 'im
 
  • #8,119
Okay, I knew you'd see things my way eventually. :devil:

*grabs hatchet* Come here darling Franzbear, I have your un-birthday cake!
 
  • #8,120
I think he's still unconsious from the last attempt
 
  • #8,121
OMG I must act quickly!

tosses pillowcase over Fransbears head, and shoves him into the trunk! Drives off like a crazy woman...hmmm hope that wasen't the pillow case with the snakes in it...
 
  • #8,122
too slow, you got my decoy, I have franzbear now! :devil: Lights dinamyte* okay, you just stay here now.
 
  • #8,123
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP

ohh yeah
 
  • #8,124
aarrggg, it is a dummy! tosses it into the Detroit river...
 
  • #8,125
nice avatar cronxeh, unfortunately, mine is better. as soon as my account is activated...
 
  • #8,126
hypatia said:
aarrggg, it is a dummy! tosses it into the Detroit river...
Oh, now I can't decide, should we toss the real Franzbear into the Detroit River or the East River? Either one might just be what we need to kill him once and for all.
 
  • #8,127
well, I would say niagra falls, but we've tried that twice...how about down the grand canyon!?
 
  • #8,128
Ooh, good idea. Franzbear, let's go sledding down the Grand Canyon! Here, you go first. I'll give you a good push so you get some real speed going. Maybe your Uncle Artman will return in time to see it too. (He's due back soon, right?)
 
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Yes, franzbear, it's perfectly safe! you just slide. thatt rocky formation, don't worry, you'll slide right over it. do it! I payed $125 to keep you up for more years, do what I say!
 
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yomamma said:
nice avatar cronxeh, unfortunately, mine is better. as soon as my account is activated...


well what do you know.. did you finally take that corner job like i told you to, and earned enough to pay for a yearly subscription?

sweet. I am so bad today :biggrin:

btw that link in your sig is an insult to any intelligent life form :zzz:
 
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  • #8,131
Cronxeh, I do like this new avatar of yours, though it won't stop staring at me! :bugeye: It seems to fit you well, better than the others.
 
  • #8,132
I liked the south park devil
 
  • #8,133
Awh if you still want to kill Franzbear, I have a good idea! Wanna share it with you? o:)
 
  • #8,134
Moonbear said:
Cronxeh, I do like this new avatar of yours, though it won't stop staring at me! :bugeye: It seems to fit you well, better than the others.


I love that bird Falco peregrinus anatum

The fastest bird on Earth! :rolleyes:

Plus its monogamous and stays with the partner for life. Trully an amazing creature on so many levels

http://www.fws.gov/endangered/p-grin2.jpg
 
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cronxeh said:
Trully an amazing creature on so many levels

http://www.fws.gov/endangered/p-grin2.jpg
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hmmm...
 
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cronxeh said:
I love that bird Falco peregrinus anatum

The fastest bird on Earth! :rolleyes:

Plus its monogamous and stays with the partner for life. Trully an amazing creature on so many levels
Cool sounding bird, and very elegant looking too...not sure elegant is the right word, but I can't quite think of a better word.
 
  • #8,137
thread, dead. :cool:
 
  • #8,138
Nope, not yet. Have we tried boiling in oil yet?
 
  • #8,139
Cronxeh's avatar is so cute!
 
  • #8,140
Evo said:
Cronxeh's avatar is so cute!
But every time I look at it, I end up in a staring contest with it. It wins every time though.
 
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http://carboninside.com/tf.gif
 
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Trying to get back on point.

Wow, this is a long thread. I started at the beginning then jumped to the end (cause I don't have much time on this PC). Youse guys were hilarious with those action packed running dialouges in the first thirty or so posts. BTW Russ, I remember the feud you and Zero used to have in politics. I debated with you a few times too but nowhere near as much as you and Zero. I reregistered recently (say that three times fast), and it feels great to be back on board (whats going on with these unintentional puns?!?). I just wanted to ask if you guys think that the thread killer is the one who gets a LOCKED because at least to me that's kinda like red rum - ing a thread.
 
  • #8,143
Just popping back into say hi. Having just got back from vacation, I've been pretty busy. I feel I'm neglecting my nephew, so I have a great trip planned for Franzbear! :smile: It's a secret for now, but I'll be back with the details later (It involves lead skies, a parachute jump from a helicopter a rocket powered backpack. :smile: Oh, it also involves Moonbear, some jello and a slip-n-slide, oops :redface: :rolleyes: those are for something entirely different.) Oh well, more later.
 
  • #8,144
Welcome back! It seems that most of people come back from their vacation today.
 
  • #8,145
Lisa! said:
Welcome back! It seems that most of people come back from their vacation today.
Thanks Lisa! Can't talk now, more later.
 
  • #8,146
Alrighty. Where are you Franzbear? I have a great surprize for you! :approve:

Oh, here you are. First put on this blindfold, so it will stay a surprize. It'll be fun. o:)

Where is Moonbear with the jello and the slip-n-slide? I decided I can use them for the surprize afterall.

What's that Franz? Oh, I'm just wondering where Moonbear is. o:)
Okay, now step up here... BONK! ...and duck. Oops, I guess I should have told you that sooner.

Now, duck down again... BONK! ...after you get past the table, Oops, I guess I should have told you that sooner too.

Okay, now you can stand up full height again... BONK! ... in just a second. Oops, I guess I should have told you that sooner as well.

You're just accident prone tonight aren't you Franzbear. :devil:
 
  • #8,147
looks like he's losing his balance. too bad he s\has no idea we're doing a jump from an airplane...

AHHHHHH![/size]
oh, look, little groot is trying to position that spear right under franzbear :smlie: what a goo- I mean, bad boy! ( :rolleyes: )

Stupid chreg, don't try to stop groot! you're too late anyway!

Splat[/size]
 
  • #8,148
sorry my keyboard's messed up.
 
  • #8,149
Artman said:
Where is Moonbear with the jello and the slip-n-slide? I decided I can use them for the surprize afterall.

What's that Franz? Oh, I'm just wondering where Moonbear is. o:)
I'm here...homeless in WV! :biggrin: You'll have to take care of Franzbear one more night. The authorities might take him away from me if they know his mom is homeless. By 12:01 AM, I won't be homeless anymore...just 3 hours and 8 min to go. :smile: I'm walking over to Applebees and hanging out at the bar for a while...what else should a homeless person do other than go get a drink?
 
  • #8,150
get outta' here, ya' bum!
 

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