Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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The discussion revolves around the humorous concept of "thread killers" on a forum, where participants analyze who tends to end conversations with their posts. The top offenders identified include franznietzsche, Moonbear, and tribdog, with a playful tone suggesting a competition for the title of "thread killer." Participants debate the validity of counting last posts as a measure of thread-killing ability, arguing that it should be adjusted based on the total number of posts each user has made. The conversation shifts into a light-hearted narrative, likening thread-killing to a horror movie scenario, with participants playfully accusing each other of sabotaging discussions and attempting to "steal" the thread. The banter includes references to fictional scenarios involving dramatic rescues and humorous characterizations, maintaining a light and comedic atmosphere throughout.
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Or else what? :devil:
 
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  • #8,502
or else :devil: will up :rolleyes: and rolleyes will be
 
  • #8,503
shut your face hippy :biggrin:
 
  • #8,504
qiet you little :cry: .
 
  • #8,505
try and learn how to spell
yomamma said:
hmmm... :confused:

Just messing with you. My spelling is worse than yours.
 
  • #8,506
yomamma said:
qiet you little :cry: .
okay, maybe not.
:-p
 
  • #8,507
mey soh! ideot
 
  • #8,508
yomamma said:
mey soh! ideot
It seems the keyboard on your new laptop is even worse than the one on your parents' laptop! Tsk tsk, such a shame...all that money on a new computer and the keyboard just won't type the right letters. :-p
 
  • #8,509
it will type the right leters :gumpee: :biggrin:
 
  • #8,510
yomamma said:
it will type the right leters :gumpee: :biggrin:
Oh, then it seems it doesn't know how to spell. :smile:
 
  • #8,511
I saw a breaded guy driving down the street on a motorcycle wearing black sunglasses and a leather jacket. My first thought was "Hey, that looks like Astronuc!" Then I thought, "Maybe it's just some guy that borrowed Astronuc's bread." Breads like that must be useful when driving a motorcycle in the cold morning air. They keep the face nice and toasty warm.
 
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Huckleberry said:
I saw a breaded guy driving down the street on a motorcycle wearing black sunglasses and a leather jacket. My first thought was "Hey, that looks like Astronuc!" Then I thought, "Maybe it's just some guy that borrowed Astronuc's bread." Breads like that must be useful when driving a motorcycle in the cold morning air. They keep the face nice and toasty warm.
Hey look, Yomamma figured out Huckleberry's password.
:biggrin: :smile:

Yeah, bread could keep you toasty warm. :smile:
 
  • #8,513
Well, his bread did look just like Astronuc's!
 
  • #8,514
actually, huck's pass. is 'bread'
 
  • #8,515
Mmm...breaded guys...yummy. :smile:
 
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yomamma said:
actually, huck's pass. is 'bread'
Close, but not quite. You spelt it wrong.
 
  • #8,517
as i was browsing the website of different bio departments i stumbled upon these pictures:

http://www.cwu.edu/~lixing/home_files/image006.jpg
http://www.cwu.edu/~lixing/home_files/image008.jpg
http://www.cwu.edu/~lixing/home_files/image012.jpg
http://www.cwu.edu/~lixing/home_files/image014.jpg

Those marsupials rule :biggrin:
 
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okay, here's my attempt to kill this thread before I go to school...
 
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cronxeh said:
doh!

i was thinking of a koala bear!
:smile: I like that smiley. We should have that one added to our smiley collection here...I think a doh! smiley could come in handy, especially on those days when nothing seems to go right.
 
  • #8,522
I'm going to take franzbear to school with me today...for...protection... :devil:
 
  • #8,523
Yeah, good idea, Franzbear is bullet-proof and fire-proof, so should be able to protect you well.
 
  • #8,524
he couldn't stand my friends, he'll kill himself![/size]
 
  • #8,525
That would make it so much easier if he would just kill himself. :approve:
 
  • #8,526
he's been at school 1 day and he's already failing all his classes
 
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yomamma said:
I'm going to take franzbear to school with me today...for...protection... :devil:
Both of you should wear your vulcanized footwear. :rolleyes: Uhh...I mean your boots. For protection of...your feet in case of rain. :smile:

yomamma said:
he's been at school 1 day and he's already failing all his classes
Has he been copying off your work? Naughty Franzbear. :biggrin:
 
  • #8,528
i dare sumone to read this thread from beginning to end right now
 
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blimkie said:
i dare sumone to read this thread from beginning to end right now
:smile: Good luck. Too bad you'll miss out on all the deleted posts. :smile: Welcome to the dark side. :biggrin:
 
  • #8,530
I've done it. it was pretty much a waste of time...
 
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yomamma said:
I've done it. it was pretty much a waste of time...

So how is it going down there in China, USA?

Anyway,
:bugeye: yeah, that would be a waste of time. Pick up a better hobby or something. Go read something, anything!
 
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Moonbear said:
and fire-proof,
That asbestos is really working isn't it?

What's that Franzbear? Your friend said you will get cancer? Nonsense, ehhh, it will make you healthy, ehhhh, just wear it and also wear this asbestos tissue over your mouth and nose... Yes...yes...
 
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*seals Franzbear in shrinkwrap* Well, threads might not get cancer from asbestos, but you better keep all those fibers sealed up so the rest of us don't breathe them.

Mmmph phmp pmph mmmppft[/size]
What's that Franzbear? I can barely hear you talking through the plastic wrap. Ooh, look, you're turning blue. Neat, I didn't know you could change colors. :approve:
 
  • #8,534
hey! he's playing dead! and now he's a dark purple! cool!

yeah, that would be a waste of time. Pick up a better hobby or something. Go read something, anything!
I'm reading Atlas Shrugged, as a matter of fact :approve:
 
  • #8,535
Bah! Just watch the movie.
 
  • #8,536
Oh, he feels a bit cold now. Maybe I'll just throw this big blanket on him while he's lying there.
 
  • #8,537
Pi is exactly 3.

BRING IT ON! :smile:
 
  • #8,538
My brother was in a motorcycle accident. Some guy in a pick-up ran him off the road! He's alright. His bike took the brunt of it when he hit the curb.

It bothers the hell out of me that some people use a 3000lb vehice as an outlet for their aggression. Where's the love?
 
  • #8,539
Yeah Id carry a gun with me if I rode a bike
 
  • #8,540
Umm, I'm trying to steer away from the whole concept of aggression, not promote it. I believe in a persons right to own firearms, but not for people to use them to settle traffic disputes.

I think I get your meaning though. I'm frustrated as all get out about how a person can be so callous as to attempt to kill someone they don't even know. Was he having a bad day? Ya think?
 
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Huckleberry said:
My brother was in a motorcycle accident. Some guy in a pick-up ran him off the road! He's alright. His bike took the brunt of it when he hit the curb.

It bothers the hell out of me that some people use a 3000lb vehice as an outlet for their aggression. Where's the love?
I've seen too many people in those big trucks act like they believe they own the road because they drive a big truck. :mad: They should have the vehicle squashed like a bug in one of those big vehicle squasher things while they watch, then be hauled away to prison and held in a cell with a small window facing a parking lot where the prison wardens park big trucks with the super-bright headlights shining right in their window all night long. Oh yeah, and they should make sure it's one with a noisy muffler and gun it every time he starts to fall asleep. That would satisfy all my complaints about those big trucks. :approve: When you drive something that big, you have to be twice as careful, not driving it like a tank in a combat zone.

Though, unless you have real reason to believe the driver of the truck was being aggressive, it's entirely possible they just never saw your brother on a motorcycle. There are a lot of blindspots on those big trucks and motorcycles can be hard to spot sometimes if they're just in the right place next to you, even in a smaller car. I hope your brother is okay and the motorcycle can be repaired. Driving one of those, you have to be doubly careful too, knowing you're not as visible to other drivers, and that you don't have a nice cage around you to protect you during an accident.
 
  • #8,542
Huckleberry said:
Umm, I'm trying to steer away from the whole concept of aggression, not promote it. I believe in a persons right to own firearms, but not for people to use them to settle traffic disputes.

I think I get your meaning though. I'm frustrated as all get out about how a person can be so callous as to attempt to kill someone they don't even know. Was he having a bad day? Ya think?

Well if he was I'd make it my quest for that day to make it even worse :biggrin:

Not necessarily kill the man.. but total his means of transportation for sure
 
  • #8,543
From the way my brother describes it the driver of the pick-up definitely knew he was there. My brother was coming off a rotary and the timing was such that he had to speed up or slow down to avoid this pick-up. My brother chose to speed up. I guess the guy in the pick-up thought my brother was intentionally cutting him off and began tailgating my brother on his motorcycle. My brother begins to decelerate and pulls off to the side to give the driver room to pass. The driver of the pickup begins to pass my brother, but leaves no room as they go around a corner. My brother says he could reach out and place his hand on the guys side window. As they go around the turn my brother is squeezed between the truck and the curb. He hit the curb and spilled his bike over it going about 30mph from what he describes. The driver of the pick-up truck takes off down the road.

A few minutes later another pick-up truck comes by and some people help my brother and put his bike in the back and brought him home.

The way I see it my brother might have been driving irresponsibly and the guy decided to do likewise out of spite. The difference is that it was my brothers life that this man put in danger and he was in no danger at all.
 
  • #8,544
Huckleberry said:
The way I see it my brother might have been driving irresponsibly and the guy decided to do likewise out of spite. The difference is that it was my brothers life that this man put in danger and he was in no danger at all.
Yeah, it often takes two in a situation like that. When your brother got squeezed out, he probably could have slowed down and dropped behind the truck, but it sounds like it was a bit of a power struggle there. So did the truck actually hit your brother, or your brother just hit the curb? Was it a hit and run? But, yeah, whatever happened, that the truck driver just kept going rather than stop to help or call for help when he saw your brother crash wins him the "I hope there's a hell and he burns in it for eternity" prize. :devil:
 
  • #8,545
cronxeh said:
Pi is exactly 3.

BRING IT ON! :smile:
yep. :approve:
 
  • #8,546
Artman said:
yep. :approve:
That's it? I'm so disappointed. :frown:
 
  • #8,547
Moonbear is plotting something against me. It could be almost anything - syrup of Ipecac with waffles or magnesium sulfate in my coffee
 
  • #8,548
Well, darn! Now I'll have to think of something else.
 
  • #8,549
well, franzbear has just got back from his 'dive to hell' diving lesson. He is now a certified diver, he lost his liscense though because a shark tried to eat him and it messed up the 'ecological balance' of the sea...
 
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Moonbear said:
That's it? I'm so disappointed. :frown:
Sorry moony. I've been pretty busy. And how can you argue with a statement such as pi = 3, I mean when you're right, you're right, right? I mean what is a few decimal place digits amongst friends, right?


Look, I think it's pretty obvious that cronxeh is picking a fight. I mean really, to make a statement like that on Physics Forum! I just figured I would agree with him now to humor him in front of Franzbear and then jump him in the parking lot.
 
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