Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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The discussion revolves around the humorous concept of "thread killers" on a forum, where participants analyze who tends to end conversations with their posts. The top offenders identified include franznietzsche, Moonbear, and tribdog, with a playful tone suggesting a competition for the title of "thread killer." Participants debate the validity of counting last posts as a measure of thread-killing ability, arguing that it should be adjusted based on the total number of posts each user has made. The conversation shifts into a light-hearted narrative, likening thread-killing to a horror movie scenario, with participants playfully accusing each other of sabotaging discussions and attempting to "steal" the thread. The banter includes references to fictional scenarios involving dramatic rescues and humorous characterizations, maintaining a light and comedic atmosphere throughout.
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sa-'vänt, wänt, vänt, tänt, dänt, flänt, gänt, hänt, jänt,

Merriam-Webster says they rhyme. Oh no! Society will collapse! We won't be able to communicate with each other. Babelbabelbabel
 
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Well, it seems my big old honking Websters that I just had to drag out says want rhymes with savant rhymes with father. They're all designated as a with an umlaut.
 
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Probably Webster's dictionary uses as general pronunciation as possible, to encompass regional variation. So their a-umlaut covers a whole range of vowel sounds. It doesn't actually mean they rhyme; it just means some freaks somewhere think they rhyme.
 
  • #5,044
Huckleberry said:
sa-'vänt, wänt, vänt, tänt, dänt, flänt, gänt, hänt, jänt,

Merriam-Webster says they rhyme. Oh no! Society will collapse! We won't be able to communicate with each other. Babelbabelbabel

Darn, you beat me to it! Both father and want are used as examples of the correct pronunciation of the "a" with umlaut in the pronunciation key of my dictionary. Websters doesn't mention the variant of aunt we're discussing of "a with umlaut", only the a that rhymes with fast, but also lists that as distinct from ant, which is the a in at. :bugeye: No wonder I can't understand anybody around here, even the dictionaries can't agree on accents! :smile:
 
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BicycleTree said:
Probably Webster's dictionary uses as general pronunciation as possible, to encompass regional variation. So their a-umlaut covers a whole range of vowel sounds. It doesn't actually mean they rhyme; it just means some freaks somewhere think they rhyme.
You're going to trust dictionary.com over Merriam-Webster? No, their a with an umlaut is very specific and they have the full range of symbols dictionary.com has.

Edit: Okay, time to seek the true authority. Who has the OED around?
 
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I looked in my Webster's, and it lists more than one way to pronounce the two. It's just trying to have the most general use possible.

The a-umlaut, in webster's, is the same as the a in father or car. I don't think there's any dispute over how to pronounce "car" (no I don't mean "cah").
 
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Dictionary.com's pronunciations are from the American Heritage Dictionary of the English Language. That's at least as authoritative as Webster's.
 
  • #5,048
The OED would probably list British pronunciation, which is generally incorrect.
 
  • #5,049
car sounds like cawr!
 
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yomamma said:
car sounds like cawr!
No it doesn't.
 
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how does it sound then. :rolleyes:
 
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BicycleTree said:
I looked in my Webster's, and it lists more than one way to pronounce the two. It's just trying to have the most general use possible.

The a-umlaut, in webster's, is the same as the a in father or car. I don't think there's any dispute over how to pronounce "car" (no I don't mean "cah").

No dispute at all...they are pronounced the same, hence both having the same a-umlaut. I pronounce the a the same in car whether I say the r or not.

(Yes, I'm actually finding all these different pronunciations interesting. I would have expected certain sounds to be more internally consistent within accents, you know, expecting we'd all think car and father have the same "a" sound even if we don't say that "a" the same way. I've never noticed this in people's accents before.)
 
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:cry: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
 
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Huckleberry said:
:cry: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

awwwwwwww. :smile:
 
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A little snippet from wikipedia on the creation of the American Heritage Dictionary:

wikipedia said:
James Parton, the owner of the history magazine American Heritage, was appalled by the "permissiveness" of Webster's Third, published in 1961, and tried to buy the G. and C. Merriam Company so he could undo the changes. When that failed, he contracted with Houghton to publish a new dictionary. The AHD was edited by William Morris and relied on a usage panel of 105 writers, speakers, and eminent persons for usage notes.

So basically, Webster's carries bastardized American English. Use it at your own risk. True Americans use the American Heritage Dictionary of the English Language.
 
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BicycleTree said:
A little snippet from wikipedia on the creation of the American Heritage Dictionary:



So basically, Webster's carries bastardized American English. Use it at your own risk. True Americans use the American Heritage Dictionary of the English Language.

Or so says James Parton so he could sell dictionaries in a market dominated by Websters.
 
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:mad: And I thought you were a true American! :mad:

Remember: Moral Fiber begins with Patriotic Elocution.
 
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Moonbear said:
Edit: Okay, time to seek the true authority. Who has the OED around?
I was a pro writer, remember? Of course I use the OED. It uses the symbol a: which, as I said, is just like in ant or art.:-p

BicycleTree said:
The OED would probably list British pronunciation, which is generally incorrect.
English is British, you twit. Why do you think it's called 'English'?
 
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Pick the one you like. :biggrin:
Wallraff counts seven American dictionaries that have "some claim to be taken seriously these days": American Heritage, Merriam-Webster's Collegiate, Microsoft Encarta, New Oxford American, Random House Webster's, Webster's New World and Webster's Third New International.

But none of them can be considered definitive, because none of them tells us everything we wish it would. The same is true of usage manuals and stylebooks. The material in them is there because people don't agree. It's likely that even the simplest, clearest rules they give are contradicted in other reputable books.
http://www.copydesk.org/2004conference/reference.htm
 
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Some prefer not to ---> Deny <--- our American Heritage.
 
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Ok, too much dictionary banter for me.
Goodnight y'all. :zzz:
 
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BicycleTree said:
Some prefer not to ---> Deny <--- our American Heritage.
Wait, how did we agree to spell it? Ah, this will do:
Pbbbbbpppptptpptptptppttbbbppbpbpbptttttt! :-p

Here's an interesting site from a linguistics course that explains some of our conundrum.
http://www.ling.upenn.edu/courses/Fall_2003/ling001/English.html
 
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BicycleTree said:
THE AMERICAN HERITAGE DICTIONARY OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE...[/size]
That's an oxymoron.
 
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Danger said:
That's an oxymoron.
Aren't you glad you're Canadian? :smile:
 
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Moonbear said:
Aren't you glad you're Canadian? :smile:
Moreso every day! We've got to get Nogger and Vickie in on this, for their input on the bastardization of their language.
 
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Moonbear said:
Don't get out much, do you? I'm going to have to bet that someone over in Britain gets to lay claim to the proper pronunciation of the English language over any of us yanks.

I'll take that responsibility. I'm right, you're all wrong, and I haven't even said anything yet.

Danger said:
Moreso every day! We've got to get Nogger and Vickie in on this, for their input on the bastardization of their language.

Looks like I arrived just in time then...


Anyway, the OED will tell you the Received Pronunciation (RP) for any word you wish to use. Most Brits do not speak RP, even the Queen doesn't. It should also be noted that RP is in no way more valid than any other accent (Yorkshire, Estuary, Brummie etc), although some of the dialect that accompanies these accents is often not classed as 'proper English', and many words that form a part of these dialects do not appear in any dictionary.

The problem is, both Nogger and Vickie are Yorkshiremen (of kinds), so if we typed in our own accents phonetically, you wouldn't have a clue what we were on about.

Good job I studied regional linguistics at English Langauge A level.
 
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Good grief that's devious. :devil: 60 posts debating the pronunciation of "Aunt!" You may have actually found a way to kill poor Franzbear! :zzz:

Franzbear, are you dead, or just sleeping? Franzbear, speak to me! Okay, let me just hook these jumper cables up to you...


<hooks some jumper cables to Franzbear (Don't ask where they're hooked. JUst know that they will get his attention when the power is applied :smile:).>


Now you may feel a little jolt...


<throws the switch to a 750 KVA Generator.>

ZZZZAAPPPPPP​

Franzbear, are you back with us?

Good, oh don't worry about that smell. That's just burning thread. :biggrin:
 
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Artman said:
Good grief that's devious. :devil: 60 posts debating the pronunciation of "Aunt!" You may have actually found a way to kill poor Franzbear! :zzz:
:smile: I think he was just sleeping. We bored Huck so badly, he fell asleep on us too. So close, so close. :devil:

Good, oh don't worry about that smell. That's just burning thread. :biggrin:
:rolleyes: Artman, that wasn't franzbear, that was the fuse to that giant bomb over there!
RUN![/size] (Oh, not you franzbear, just sit tight, we'll be right back.)

KABLAAAAAAM![/size]​

*peeks out from under the coffee table* You really should get some of Danger's slower fuses. We barely got away in time on that one.
 
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Moonbear said:
:smile: I think he was just sleeping. We bored Huck so badly, he fell asleep on us too. So close, so close. :devil:


:rolleyes: Artman, that wasn't franzbear, that was the fuse to that giant bomb over there!
RUN![/size] (Oh, not you franzbear, just sit tight, we'll be right back.)

KABLAAAAAAM![/size]​

*peeks out from under the coffee table* You really should get some of Danger's slower fuses. We barely got away in time on that one.
Now I smell thread burning. :smile: Poor Franzbear. :-p